So what would a DU wedding look like exactly?

[Fleshdancer]

I have visions of a bride wearing a beautiful wedding gown walking down the aisle. As she passes the smiling guests - who are all donning tasteful tin foil hats, you look up to see the "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention" bumper sticker across her back and miniature "I Voted!" stickers along the train. The groom is smiling ear to ear and fidgeting with his Vote Democratic button pinned to his lapel. No one dares to ask whether anyone has any reason for the two not to be together because we all know this is just a flame war waiting to happen.

The reception is festive and even though there's that one person (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) who will not stop telling the lame Brazillion joke, everyone is getting along and having a good time. The smokers are careful to hide their habit by walking half a mile in the woods for a quick drag or two so that a riot doesn't break out. At one point a troll tries to disrupt things but another DUer (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) kicks its ass and soon everything is back to normal.

[johnnie]

1. The bar would be like GD

A bunch of loud people trying to talk over each other and not listening to each other before they pick a fight. Typical wedding drunks.

[Fleshdancer]

3. don't forget the war at the buffet table

I'm scared just thinking about the meat vs no meat situation. :scared:

[buddhamama]

2. no one would remember

after the reception.

[matcom]

4. The buffet is full of cornflake chicken

:rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

5. I am cancelling the Olive Garden catering!

:scared: ;-)

I do know that matcom will be pole-dancing for tips during the reception. He needs to pay for his next Mexican vacation somehow!

[matcom]

6. see above

:rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

8. YEAH!

No transfats in corn flakes either. Who says I don't promote healthy eating? :shrug:

And next time I slip you a dollar, I want to see some SKIN, dammit. x(

[matcom]

9. i WAS flashing skin!!

Kirsty Alley was probably blocking your view :hide:

[Fleshdancer]

10. Matcom will be pole-dancing?

with or without the leather chaps?

[matcom]

11. do you have a preference?

[Fleshdancer]

13. I'm all for you in leather chaps....

just don't wear the white ones. It's impolite to wear white to someone else's wedding.

One more question: If I give you a dollar, will you be able to make change? I want to arrive prepared.

[matcom]

16. but the white ones have the tassles!

i can make change for you but it will have to be in Canadian

[flvegan]

7. Reception at Cracker Barrel, Laura Branigan is the entertainment

Ya hear?

[jobycom]

12. Thomas Kincaide, Babie!

He'll do the church, the reception hall, the bridal sweet, even the "Just Married" graffiti on the car! Can't wait!

Actually, I guess it would be all virtual, so it can look like anything you want it to look like. We can even pretend the groom isn't ugly as sin... (I'm kidding!!!) :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

14. Reception entertainment provided by YouTube nt

[Burma Jones]

15. I'm sure there would be excellent music

and hot dancing........

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. There would be only one guest...

Will Pitt.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Two words.

Inflatable. Church.