How come Robb gets all the dates and I can't even get one?

[rockymountaindem]

Of three girls I know on campus who I'd like to go out with

One already has a boyfriend
Another one pretty much hates me
And the third one looked like she had 101 better things to do when I tried to talk to her tonight.

Robb must be taking up all the good luck around here at the moment. I demand that he share, that dingbat!

[Robb]

1. All I can suggest

...is aim for the teachers. Although unlike (probably) you, it's not as creepy at my age. ;)

[rockymountaindem]

2. Uhhhh...

Wouldn't be prudent... not gonna do it... wouldn't be prudent.