The Lesbian Toaster thing ....

[TheBaldyMan]

I am a straight guy that has converted busloads of women to lesbianism.

Why am I not jammed in my home unable to move for kitchen equiment?

[libnnc]

1. Have you filled out the proper paperwork with the Homo Office?

We're sticklers for paperwork.

[ruiner4u]

2. dont forget to tell him they have to be filed in triplicate

[smtpgirl]

3. I am someone that will give out

20 toasters, Procter-Silex

[petronius]

4. I checked on this down at the toaster distribution center:

apparently, they have to actually become lesbians, they can't just tell you that they're becoming lesbians. It was pretty disappointing, 'cause I'd figured that I'd have a bunch of kitchen gadgets, and probably some other cool electronics for the women I'd driven into Holy Orders, the Foreign Legion, jungle exploration, and vows of chastity...

[JackBeck]

5. I wouldn't say that you've converted them.

You may have helped facilitate them into self-awareness. But conversion? Nah.

I have plenty of appliances to send your way since I've tirelessly been on my successful Predetaory Conversion Tour so write me if you need a juicer or something.