Any good jokes lately?

[caty]

Here's one:

An elderly couple are having dinner at a restaurant,
and the husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do
you remember the first time we made love
together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
very tavern where you
leaned against the back fence, and I made love to
you."

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around
there again after dinner and make love, just for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charles, you old devil, that sounds like a
crazy, but very good idea!"

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all this, and having a chuckle to
himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just
keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he
follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support, aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get
to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt while the old
man drops his trousers. As she leans against the
fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that
the watching policeman has ever seen. This goes on
for about ten minutes. Finally, they both collapse
panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He
thinks he
has learned something about life that he didn't
know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet
and straighten their clothes.

The policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly
amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them,"Excuse me,
but that was something else. You must've had a
fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of
secret to this?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an
electric fence."

:rofl: