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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 12:14 PM
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Would someone please give W a blow job so we can impeach him?
My sister said if everyone who wants to impeach him gave her a nickel, she'd do it.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 12:16 PM
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1. there aren't enough nickels.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 12:16 PM
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2. Well, I've got a shiny nickel right here...
:rofl:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 12:17 PM
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3. Forget the nickels
If it'd guarantee impeachment, I'd do it. :hi:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 12:17 PM
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4. Well, THAT
ought to get Agent Mike's attention...
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One_Life_To_Give Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 12:19 PM
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5. That title needs a WARNING
Do you know how long it took to clean off my keyboard!:P
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chemenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 12:43 PM
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6. Your sister is a true patriot
and should have a holiday named after her.
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 12:49 PM
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7. LOL!!
the trick is it can't be his wife and he has to get caught. :D
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alarimer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 01:23 PM
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8. Well then we'd be stuck with Cheney
And I don't think anyone wants to touch THAT!
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 01:28 PM
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9. Not with somebody else's mouth.
Although I would be willing (double gloved and in a hazmat suit) to hook him up to a milking machine. (They're set not to shut off until they get at least a gallon)

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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 01:44 PM
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13. That would be horribly cruel!
I approve! :rofl:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 01:28 PM
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10. *** Clears throat ***
If it's the sacrifice one has to make in order to fix this country and get rid of the Bush regime, hell give me enough tequila and perhaps some of that opium-based product I got in the hospital when I almost had an appedectomy and hell I'll make the great sacrifice to my country short of volunteer and serving in Iraq
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 03:41 PM
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19. Seriously,
I don't think he could handle that, after all those decades of Pickles. We're trying to get the SOB impeached, not give him a heart attack!
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 01:30 PM
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11. I'll send a nickel...
and then go light a candle for your sister, she's gonna need it.

Brave, brave soul.

:patriot:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 01:42 PM
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12. I'll give a dollar!
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 01:52 PM
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14. Much as I see the importance....
I think that's a lot to ask.

Don't you?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 02:15 PM
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15. I'll give her 20 nickels!
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Downtown Hound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 02:17 PM
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16. I'll give her $1000
That's a lot more than most streetwalkers make, and it'll be going to a good cause.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 02:18 PM
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17. It's all up to you now, Bertha.
Just do it for your country. :patriot:


:rofl:


Seriously - I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Besides, it wouldn't cause impeachment.
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 02:33 PM
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18. There aren't enough nickels...
...just the thought of that :puke: makes me wanna :puke:.
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