My aunt said she is going to fix herself some asses in a hole.

[Jamastiene]

It's an old family joke. When my cousins and I were kids, we would run in during cold weather at my grandmother's house and ask for some asses in a hole. What we were trying to say was molasses in a hole. More or less, you bake some biscuits and when they have cooled off a little, stick your thumb down the side of one and pour molasses inside. Eat up and enjoy.

I cooked my aunt and I some biscuits today and there were 2 left over. She's going to have some asses in a hole. It's hilarious when you know how the kids used to say it like that and now she's saying it. Just a happy memory I had.

[Jamastiene]

1. "Hey, come pour some of this in my hole," she just said.

I forgot to mention that she has multiple sclerosis, so she has trouble doing things. So, that's what she just said to me, literally. She meant the molasses. Don't be dirty minded. :evilgrin:

[Gormy Cuss]

2. That reminds me of SOS

My father called ground or chipped beef in gravy on toast by the Navy name,S.O.S, which stood for Shit On a Shingle, but since we weren't allowed to swear we'd ask our mother to make it by calling it "that 'on a shingle' stuff."

[Jamastiene]

4. My aunt was calls it that too.

She was in the army. Don't you just love those nicknames for food. What is fish and chips? Is it literally fish and potato chips? Do you know?

[Gormy Cuss]

8. Fish and french fries.

Then there's diner talk, like "Adam and Eve on a raft" which I believe is two eggs on toast.

[xchrom]

3. ...

:wow: :rofl:

[Jamastiene]

6. That is what I did when she asked me to help her fix

the thing later. :rofl: She is a great source of humor in everyday life. I wish she could come DU. She'd love it here. She'd fit right in here in the Lounge.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. If we tell my grandma to put something somewhere safe, she says...

"You want me to put it somewhere safe? I'll put it somewhere safe! I'm going to stick it up my ASS HOLE!!!"

My grandmother is quite a nasty old bitch. Always has been. Always will be.

[Jamastiene]

7. Well, that technically is a safe spot.

My grandmother used to say four cuss words. She was deeply religious, not the right wing kind, just the nice kind. She said those four cuss words were ok to use because they were in the Bible. She knew where too. She said it was ok to say "piss, shit, damn, and hell." She said that anytime something went wrong too. It was hilarious.