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Herman Munster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 09:46 PM Original message |
Police: Nude man hides awl in buttocks |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
1. At first I read the headline as "Nude man hides owl in buttocks" |
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Tinksrival (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:51 PM Response to Reply #1 |
28. I thought the same at first! |
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Rick Myers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
2. Awl in a day's work, officer... |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
3. another Ted Haggard story? |
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BattyDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
4. I can't decide what's more amusing |
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oblivious (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:08 PM Response to Reply #4 |
19. Not to mention the firefighters and drawn guns. |
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BattyDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:14 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Imagine being in the firehouse that got the call |
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DawgHouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:16 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. LOL! |
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marzipanni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 03:33 AM Response to Reply #19 |
35. Involving the fire department was necessary- |
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kestrel91316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
5. This is very creepy. Exactly what was he planning to do with |
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NOLADEM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 09:55 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Um, it was in his ASS...How was it going to be a weapon on someone else? |
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BattyDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:07 PM Response to Reply #8 |
17. You just made me spit tea all over my keyboard! |
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DRoseDARs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 09:56 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. Two words: Makeshift dildo. n/t |
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QuestionAll... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
6. Awls well that ends well. nt |
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BattyDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 09:52 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. LOL! |
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Catherine Vincent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:03 PM Response to Reply #6 |
15. Lmao! |
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npincus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 09:56 PM Response to Original message |
10. great minds think alike |
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Catherine Vincent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
11. How did the officer remove it? |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 09:58 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. (Pop!) |
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QuestionAll... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:08 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. it's a dirty job but someone has to do it. nt |
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atommom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
13. Ow. I'm no expert, but that just sounds like a bad idea. |
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GreatCaesarsGhost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
14. and now for something completely different,,, a man with an awl |
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MiniMe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:04 PM Response to Original message |
16. Thanks, I needed that laugh |
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Berry Cool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
20. Cue Elvis... |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:15 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. You owe me a new keyboard... |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:19 PM Response to Reply #20 |
25. LOL |
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QuestionAll... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 02:48 AM Response to Reply #20 |
33. o lordy that was funny. ahhahaahah! |
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QuestionAll... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 02:49 AM Response to Reply #33 |
34. Awl I want for Christmas is a Phillips. nt |
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bullwinkle428 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 10:27 AM Response to Reply #20 |
36. FUNNIEST POST EVER HERE AT DU!!!! |
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ecstatic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:18 PM Response to Original message |
24. evangelical? nt |
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Sydnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:30 PM Response to Original message |
26. suspicion of indecent exposure??? |
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Moochy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:49 PM Response to Original message |
27. At least it was not one of these... |
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Berry Cool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 12:34 AM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Don't even mention it. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 12:38 AM Response to Original message |
30. Where are the copycats? Come ON people!! |
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Momgonepostal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 02:22 AM Response to Original message |
31. "You can't get much more concealed than that" |
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Nevernose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 02:32 AM Response to Original message |
32. And people wonder why meth is illegal. |
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