Came out of the bathroom stall last night to find a female (straight)

[crim son]

acquaintance of mine standing there, topless and with a big smile. I told her she had nice tits, and left quickly. As surprised as I was, she was probably even more surprised this morning when she woke up and remembered the little escapade.

Why is it that these things always happen to me when I go out? :rofl:

[zonkers]

1. More details please.

[crim son]

5. Really, that about sums it up.

I've gone out with this woman a few times, but last night I met her out. She knows I flirt with women and the bar in question, while not a gay bar, is sort of a hangout for the few lesbians in our area. Maybe she got overstimulated? lol. I don't know.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. You must have good bar karma or something.

:rofl:

[crim son]

6. Apparently.

No doubt I bring some of it on myself but last night I was behaving. I spent a fair amount of the night dancing with a man who turned out to be a dance instructor. It was sort of fun... I don't know any official dances but he was a good enough lead that I could literally close my eyes and follow pretty well. The display did come after I'd allowed her unlimited access to my flask. Perhaps she was merely giving evidence of her gratitude :7

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Note to self:

Allow female friends unlimited access to flask.

[crim son]

9. LOL. It was my first time out with a flask.

I figured I'd save money and also limit what I drank. But every time I turned around last night somebody had bought me a drink (v. unusual night) so I didn't drink what I'd brought... friends did. Anyhow, the wifebeater and a flask is a very attractive combination.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. One of my friends and I used to go to all the theatre parties with a flask sized bottle of JD

in our back packets. We were an absolutely dangerous influence on each other. He had to move back to MI, and I miss him terribly.

A picture from one of my parties.

My ash defies gravity.

[crim son]

16. Oh, I remember that picture!

I hate it when good friends move away. It's happened to me more than once and has had the effect of my not wanting to get too attached to anyone again. :(

[Sugar Smack]

19. OMG!!!!! Y'all are so cute!!!!

"My ash defies gravity". LOLOLOLOL!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. He's awesome, too. I mean, the guy has an OSHA-approved Cowboy Hardhat.

He says nobody can talk themselves too seriously when talking to a man wearing a cowboy hardhat, so he never gets yelled at. He works doing set construction, so it's not like he's just randomly wearing the hardhat or anything.

[Sugar Smack]

22. He looks as if he's charming enough to pull it off, though.

I think you'd look really good in a cop's cap.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. You think? I'm not really a fan of cops, so I just can't think of myself in a cop cap.

Although that Federal Marshall that took my prints & mug shot can cuff me anytime. She was hot.

[Sugar Smack]

24. Oh, me neither. It's that "perv" thing I got on me.

That monkey on my back. :D I'm so terrible I may go to McDonald's later, but I dont think so.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. I have that monkey on my back, too.

Don't go to McD's. That shit is disgusting. It's not food.

[Sugar Smack]

27. Eh, I'd really rather stick a fork in my ear.

And that was earnesty at its finest. :bounce: :toast:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Well then...

I'd rather stick a rusty spork in my eye.

[Sugar Smack]

29. I'd rather be buried up to my neck in sand at a Bananarama concert.

:spray: :patriot:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. I can't beat that.

:shrug:

You know, one of these days we've got to talk on the phone.

[Sugar Smack]

31. LOL! I KNOW!!!! I'll PM you my # now.

OMG. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[billyskank]

26. The length of your ash tip is approaching French proportions

:D

[Deja Q]

3. It'd be more fun if those things happened to me...

:rofl:

[BreweryYardRat]

4. Ditto.

Why the hell don't I have those kinds of friends? ;)

[crim son]

8. These things always involve alcohol.

But if you and I went out, I could do all the drinking and you could just hang by my side and watch!

[Deja Q]

10. "hang"?

:spray:

Sorry, bad joke. It would be fun to watch, I must admit... O8)

[crim son]

11. Oh my.

But it'd give me something to watch too!

[AngryAmish]

13. You to tell this story much more slowly

With greater details, with pictures of the parties involved and some diagrams.

[Deja Q]

14. And how we could be at the scene to assist any emergency situations!

:spray:

[crim son]

17. Laughing.

Ya think?

[AngryAmish]

32. I know

Trust me on this.

[RetroLounge]

15. Pics?

I mean, you said nice tits, but we all have our own opinion...

I think we need evidence.

RL

[crim son]

18. I get your point.

Next time I'll bring my camera :evilgrin:

[petronius]

21. Why wait till next time?

You said "nice tits" which means you think they were good but not as good as yours. (If you'd thought they were better than yours you would have said "great tits!") So, just post a picture of yourself, and we'll have a pretty good idea of what you consider nice in the boobage department. That's reasonable, right?

(Hey, it's worth a try...)

[av8rdave]

33. why does that stuff never happen to me??