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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 04:04 PM
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Will someone, just 1 person, post the Brazilian joke here?
Edited on Sat Nov-04-06 04:10 PM by KC2
I want to send it to a jerk who keeps sending me Freeper crap, and I honestly don't know the whole joke word-for-word...thanks! :hi:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 04:05 PM
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1. Don't say I never do anything for you.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 04:07 PM
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2. Thank you!!
:hug: ...this otta be great!!!

If that doesn't get me off the jerk's mailing list, nothing will! :rofl:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 04:08 PM
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3. LOL! OMG! That hilareous! Where you do get thes thigns?
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 04:13 PM
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4. I just googled Bush brazillion joke.
I can't believe this is the first time you've seen that. It's been plaguing DU like a bad case of the clap for months now.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 04:18 PM
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5. Did you need me to post the "sarcasm" smily for you to get the joke?
I thought the bad spelling and hokey leetspeak acronyms were a giveaway.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 04:21 PM
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6. Normally I don't, but I'm pretty braindead from dealing with idiots currently.
Sorry.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 11:10 PM
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7. I'm not sorry.
It's much easier to be cruel than to be a nice person, simply trying to help someone.

Oh, yeah, maybe I need to post one of these....:sarcasm:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 11:17 PM
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8. More than months.
It was already old this time last year.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 11:20 PM
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9. Months? I think years might be more like it. At least, it seems that way. nt
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