Does anyone know how to convey to Guinness, my year old

[hedgehog]

Beagle-German Shepherd cross, that while normally we are thrilled to know that there are deer in the yard, it is not necessary to bark to let us know about it after 11PM?

[Shell Beau]

1. When you figure that out, let me know!!

I have the most vocal dogs. While most of the time it is cute, it isn't when I am snoozing!

[hedgehog]

2. We had quite a duo last night

Guinness: Bark, bark, BARK, bark bark bark

Daughter: shut up Guinness!

Guinness: Bark, bark, BARK, bark bark bark,bark, bark, bark, bark bark bark

Daughter: For the love of God, people are trying to sleep!

Guinness: Bark, bark, BARK, bark bark bark,bark, bark, bark, bark bark bark

(sounds of daughter dragging Guinness downstairs and sending him outside to bark in his pen).

Brief Silence

Patter of little dog feet on the stairs

Guinness: Bark, bark, BARK, bark bark bark

Daughter: shut up Guinness!

and repeat

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. Is Guinness the kind of dog that editorializes after being told to shut up?

You know...like this;

Dog: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK WOOF BARK
You: SHUT UP YOU DOPEY DOG!!
Dog: ..............................wuwuwoof...woof........






. . . wuf
You: I SAID SHUT UP!
Dog: . . .

. .

. ....................................uff

That was Mr. BB, the little prick. Oh how i miss him.

[Pool Hall Ace]

4. Oh, my dog does that!

Dog: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Me: Quiet!!
Dog: . . . . . buff.
Me: No!!
Dog: . . . . . . . roof.

[Random_Australian]

5. And then there is my dog:

Dog: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Me: Liedown! (Aussie expression used to tell dogs to be quiet)
Dog: . . . . . buff.
Me: Liedown!
Dog: . . . . . . . roof... the roof... the roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the mother

(and by this time the donkey next door will have been set off)

Donkey: ee-or

Dog: Burn! ..........Burn mother

Donkey: eeee-or!

Dog: burn!

And then the other dog launches into a guitar solo.




(Ok, so I just had to add that little ditty)

And now I have to get back to study. Advanced integral calculus exam tomorrow - lovely!

[Pool Hall Ace]

6. ....

:rofl: Thank you for the laugh, and good luck on the exam tomorrow!!

[American Jesus]

7. Give Guinness a doggie bowl of his namesake.

He'll be quiet and happy after that. Unless he's one of those angry drunks.

[OllieLotte]

8. You have your job. Guinness has theirs. n/t