What, no arguments on DU for almost twenty minutes?

[LeftyMom]

:boring:

Wake me up when you guys decide to start to yell at each other over cialis/right winger's sex habits/cornflake chicken/fat actress/whatever, okay?

[Gormy Cuss]

1. I hear that you're voting for Schwarzenegger and McClintock.

(that ought to wake you up.) ;-)

[LeftyMom]

5. Oh no you di'int.

:wow: Dude, that was wrong.

[flvegan]

2. I hear the seal hunters are using pitbulls this year.

It's just as well, neither animal has any value other than what we can use 'em fer, I says.

[LeftyMom]

8. Too bad it's too cold for fighting roosters.

How about lab chimps? We could give them guns, maybe?

[Jamastiene]

10. I could just see a chimp with a cowboy hat on when I read that.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

12. That was a campaign ad. Was it Bush or Allen?

:shrug:

[American Jesus]

18. Did the chimp with the cowboy hat look like this?

[Jamastiene]

25. Oh, dayum,

maybe that's why I pictured it so easily. The little lab chimps are so much cuter though. :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

39. Exploding harpoons, rather. All the better for a successful whaling venture.

[LeftyMom]

45. Well, we have to do something about whale overpopulation

Otherwise they just starve or get hit by boats, so really we're killing them out of love.

[BikeWriter]

29. Add kitties and baby pandas to that and you'll have a classic!

[LeftyMom]

31. and sundog's squid.

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

41. Yes'm, we can't forget the squid!

[Left Is Write]

3. I can muster up some righteous indignation over somepin or other...

what do we want to wrassle about?

[LeftyMom]

9. I don't know, but whatever it is flvegan will want pictures.

:eyes:

[Left Is Write]

15. Undoubtedly.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

22. Some things are predictable.

:D

[flvegan]

40. OH HELL YES!!!

What?

[Jamastiene]

13. Might as well bring up something

guaranteed a high post count. I'm trying to make it to 10,000 myself, as I type this. What would help? Hmm...

Chickennnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!! :evilgrin:

I like mine rolled in flour and eggs. :rofl:

[Left Is Write]

14. I, of course, coat my fried chicken in cornflakes.

And eat it while watching Fat Actress on TV.

[Jamastiene]

19. Oh no, you din't...

What earthling would coat a perfectly good chicken in *gasp* cornflakes? HOW DARE YOU11!!11
:evilgrin:
:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

27. What's wrong with cornflakes?

Are you...are you...are you...anti-cornflake??

Next you'll be saying I have to fry the chicken in a cast iron skillet instead of my perfectly good Silverstone coated frying pan I bought in 1986 at the dollar store!

[Jamastiene]

30. If ya want that true finger lickin' taste, it would be better

to use the cast iron skillet. That's for sure. I just prefer mah cornflakes in milk. :evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

34. I'll bet you make your mashed potatoes out of actual potatoes too.

A real American would use instant potato flakes.

[Jamastiene]

35. GASP, you mean you use potato flakes when you have

perfectly good corn flakes right there already. That entire meal is beginning to sound rather flaky, isn't it? :sarcasm: :rofl: Ouch, ouch, ouch, I'm getting a stitch in my side. You are cracking me up here, seriously.

[Left Is Write]

36. Potato flakes, cornflakes and flaky golden crust!

From a mix, of course.

Young people just don't know how to cook anymore, all this talk about using fresh ingredients and making stuff from scratch and crap. Doesn't anyone else yearn for the good old days when people knew how to cook by opening a can??

[Jamastiene]

38. That's so true.

I love those flaky biscuits. I like to flake them and make mini sandwiches out of them. If you hold your tongue just right while you do it, you can make a bone fide Dagwood Bumstead sandwich out of one of them.

[Left Is Write]

43. I was just getting my consternation going...

and was preparing to get my dander up...

but I discovered I had used "dander off" shampoo.

Now I don't know where my dander is.


(and now I'm hungry for proper fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and biscuits.)

[Jamastiene]

46. Yep. Jama does her best Barney Fife impression.

That's because you heard about chicken cooked the proper way: in an iron skillet, rolled in flour and eggs, with real true to life mashed potatoes and gravy and some biscuits. None of that imitation stuff. Yep, even my description of food can get the ol' belly roaring for some vittles, huh? :evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

47. Come now.

Surely you didn't think I actually cook that prefab nonsense? Ha!

(Were you here for the original cornflake-encrusted chicken flamewar?)

[Jamastiene]

48. Yes, it was a doozy, I tell ya.

They were serious too. I mean they were really really arguing as if it was a life or death struggle or something. Some people will argue about anything. :rofl:

[Left Is Write]

52. I have to say -

thanks for the comic relief. I'm so wound up tonight, it's unbelievable!

[LeftyMom]

20. Nah, there's one good kind of chicken

The liberated kind. :woohoo:

Okay, resume flamewar. :)

[Jamastiene]

23. Tehehe, you forgot to quote PETA.

:sarcasm: :evilgrin: :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

26. Whoops.

:says three Hail Tofus and an Our Seitan in penance:

[Jamastiene]

32. ;)

;) Point taken. :loveya:

[Left Is Write]

28. Up next: Fresh popcorn and a showing of Chicken Run.

[WCGreen]

4. What do you mean by that.....

[LeftyMom]

11. Nothing. Nobody ever argues here.

O8)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Shhh!

I'm enjoying the lack of alerts!

I want to be normal for awhile, OK?

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

16. I wanted to ask you just to make sure, the chicken talk ban

*IS* off nowadays, isn't it? O8)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Peggy, alerts or not, you'll never be normal.

:rofl:

I don't think any of us will be.

[Jamastiene]

7. Ahem,

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

17. It's the flourine in the water. It is a mind control agent and sedative.

[Jamastiene]

24. I have been awfully sleepy lately.

Maybe that IS it.

[LostinVA]

33. Go to heck, Vegan Deviant!

[Jamastiene]

37. You squirrel hater you!!!

*Jama sticks thumbs in ears, wiggles other 8 fingers and sticks tongue out at LostinVA, then runs like hell.*

:hide:

[LostinVA]

51. Bucky Covington GROUPIE

[Jamastiene]

53. HOW DARE YOU11!!11

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I might just have to become his biggest fan. :sarcasm: :rofl:

Ouch, ouch, ouch, my side, it's hoitin'. Oooeee!!! :rofl:

[LostinVA]

55. THIS IS HUGH!!!!!111

[Jamastiene]

58. I'M SERIES11!!11

[Redstone]

42. What, the one someone started with me last night can't hold you for a few days?

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

44. Oh, about how you're a drama queen and all you do is talk about yourself?

:rofl:

It looked like you and the large fella upthread had that under control. ;)

[Redstone]

49. AND put my first name (which I never even use!) in a post. Talk about obsessed;

I'm pretty easy to find on the Internet, but not my first name.

I think she was a bit disappointed that I'm not getting divorced...wonder why that could be?

And I don't even remember ever having any prior discussions with her.

The Big Guy stood up as he always does. He's a helluva a guy to have as a friend (as those poor beat-up animals down there in Florida know, don't they?).

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

50. I didn't see the first name bit. That's really not cool at all.

Yep, he's good to have around when stuff comes up. No wonder I like him. :)

[crim son]

54. I am welcoming this peaceful lull.

Somehow I am finding myself on the wrong side of everything, but still believeing I'm right. Screw that, I want to be friends with everybody :loveya: :pals: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :hug:

edited for dumbass spelling error

[reformedrepub]

56. Damn this peaceful interlude

Lets fight about something!!!

[crim son]

57. Okay, you're on!

Plain, or with peanuts? And no bullshit... I want the truth!!