yellowdogintexas
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Mon Nov-06-06 09:18 PM
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Who's in China? look below and see: |
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VOTE TOMORROW!! -- shebagam@mchsi.com
I really chuckeled at this new version of the old Abbot and Costello routine. Enjoy. Ron Subject: Who's In China? (We take you now to the Oval Office.) Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. Bush: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. Bush: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. Bush: I mean the fellow's name. Con di: Hu. Bush: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. Bush: The new leader of China. Condi:&nbs p; Hu. Bush: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you: Hu is leading China . Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. Bush: That's whose name? Condi: Yes. Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. Bush: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. Bush: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? Bush: ; No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? Bush: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. Bush: That's correct. I don't. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. Bush: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. Bush: All right! All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice here. Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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Kutjara
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Mon Nov-06-06 09:22 PM
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1. The only think that stops me from believing... |
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...that this exchange actually happened is, of course, that Shrub has no idea that such a place as China exists. ;)
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Mon Nov-06-06 11:35 PM
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2. kicking for egg rolls... yummy! n/t |
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