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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 12:36 AM
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Oh my! The Fifth Third Bank has some trouble with my account.
They've requested that I update all of my personal information. I'd better do it right now. I don't want anything bad to happen with my account. I'm sure glad they've sent all those e-mails to let me know about this.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 12:37 AM
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1. Be sure to give them all you passwords...
...credit card numbers and expiry dates, PIN numbers and the combination to the lock on your bike. The more info they have, the better they can help you.

Better yet, send me the info and I'll pass it along for you.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 12:39 AM
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2. What do you think happened to the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Third Banks?
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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 12:41 AM
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3. They probably went the way of the M-1 thru M-4 computers on Star Trek.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 12:47 AM
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5. Tribbles will get you every time...
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 12:47 AM
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4. That sounds like excellent service
I just won an international global lottery, and I'm looking for a place to deposit my winnings. I think I'll check out 5th 3rd...
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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 12:50 AM
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6. I'll let you use my account. I'm doing so for some Nigerian friends
I met on the internet. That way you can avoid local taxes!
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 02:50 AM
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7. Viagra! You will squirt like a firehose!
Well, that's what they said... :shrug:
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