Election Day "What are you unmasking as?" poll

[Bossy Monkey]

In case you missed it, freepers are always claiming that gazillions of DUers are really freeper sockpuppets and after election day, boy, are we going to be red-faced when they all unmask. Of course, when ED '04 rolled around and all of one person unmasked, this kind of talk died down (or so I assume; I haven't been back to FR much lately).

So who are you-- really? (This is just for laughs, as I would assume everybody could guess.)

[Kutjara]

1. I'm Rupert Murdoch and...

...I'm manipulating DU just like every other medium. Soon the world will be mine. Mine! MINE! Mwahahahahahahaha!

[x-g.o.p.er]

7. All of these people are registered at other websites...

and therefore CANNOT vote in this poll, or they will be criminally charged.

I'm, a robo call, get it?

[Avalux]

2. I see a potential problem with this poll

someone could be completely serious and we would never know. ;-) :hi:

[kmla]

3. I was creeping out there for just a second...

I misread the Donald Rumsfeld one as "giving his daily briefing in his daily briefs."

:scared:

[Maine-ah]

4. locked and loaded

someone go get me a beer....:beer:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. I'm an ad program.

Anybody want Cialis?

:evilgrin:

[Vert]

6. I'm an

ad program!

w4nt fr33 v14gr4?

[Richardo]

8. I'm Grovelbot

I've been embezzling your contributions for YEARS! Bwahahahahahaha *cough* *cough*

[dipsydoodle]

9. Never mind me

what on earth possessed her to go an vote looking like Jack Nicholson as The Joker.

[Pool Hall Ace]

10. Oh my, she put the lipstick on her teef!

You need to steady your hand, Laura.

[Courtesy Flush]

11. Just wanted to say I love your avatar :):):)

[Bossy Monkey]

12. Thanks! Some kind DUer was nice enough to make it for me in '04

I'd should switch to the regular "I voted" one (since I did) but I'm not absolutely sure I can suss out how to save this one and then get it back when I want to change it back. I'm pretty sure though, so if you see me with the regular one, rest assured that this one will be back pretty shortly.