A Cat, a Toilet, and a Woman. Oh, the things that happen in a houseful of cats.

[bertha katzenengel]

Imagine my surprise as I sat down on Toby. I didn't see him come into the bathroom. I had no idea he was on the bowl.

I began to sit. I felt fur on my ass. :wtf:

I couldn't stop the, uh, you know.

Ever seen a wet cat? Ever seen a cat wet with something when he has no idea what it is?

Ever had to clean the toilet, mop the bathroom floor, and bathe, at 9:00 PM?

It was a pain, but JESUS, was it funny!

:rofl:

[Left Brain]

1. I bet that cat was psssssst

!

[bertha katzenengel]

3. Booooo!

Good one.

[bertha katzenengel]

2. removed

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Where is Toby now, and what is he doing?

I am imagining a cat washing himself frantically, occasionally looking up with that slitty-eyed look they get when they are considering tearing out your spleen...

[bertha katzenengel]

5. I don't know. I just got out of the shower a few minutes ago. I have not seen him.

He's probably in the basement, wondering when it's safe to come back upstairs. :rofl:

[barb162]

6. I have had collisions with them in the washroom

Poor kitty , hope he wasn't too traumatized

:hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

7. Thanks for that image bertha.

confused wet cat...oh my
:rofl:

[petronius]

8. What was he doing on the bowl?

Damn that was a funny story! :rofl:

[mduffy31]

9. I don't believe I would have told that Bertha

:rofl:

[LiberalHeart]

10. Here's what happened in my bathroom last night...

First, you need to know that my cat loves to play in toilet water, so when I, um, use the facilities, I have to get up and close the lid fast, even before I flush, to keep the cat away from the bowl.

I wasn't fast enough last night. Just as I was reaching out for the lid, the cat lunged toward the toilet. He lept just as I was pulling down the lid. He slipped under the lid and landed in the water with the, uh, well, you know. Then he immediately got freaked, jumped out and went slip-sliding across the kitchen floor, then dashed through the rest of the house.

Yuk.

I caught him and took him to the shower to wash him off, but my grip was poor and he got loose while I was using the hand-held shower. I dropped the shower when he wiggled free. Water sprayed all over my bathroom as it fell. It landed in the tub and shot straight upward and outward.

Meanwhile, the cat was long gone, running through the house again. I finally caught him and this time didn't use the hand-held shower. I put him under the faucet to clean him -- something he seemed to like.

[bertha katzenengel]

11. oh, shit . . . you win

:rofl: :rofl:

aaaaaaaaaah, my stomach hurts

[barb162]

14. sounds like a real Keystone Cops thing you got going there

(Poor kitty being under the faucet... but at least it was getting clean )

[Kat45]

12. Did you also bathe the cat?

He might not appreciate licking pee off of himself. Or, he might like it, then you might find yourself sitting on a cat on a toilet more often. :rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

16. Oh, god no. Mrs. V. is in Tennessee, so no one would be around to

call 911 to keep me from bleeding to death.

[sarge43]

13. Oh my

And I thought a parakeet's kamikaze attack on a bowl of chicken ala king was gross. No, he didn't dump in it; he dumped into it.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. When I think of how many times I've threatened

to piss on my cats, after finding their little expressions of discontent, this story warms my heart. :rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

17. *choke*

:rofl:





OMFG, Goddess

[Avalux]

18. Locking.

Sorry, this OP is a bit too graphic, DU doesn't allow posts about bodily functions. Thanks for your understanding.