Fuzz
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Thu Nov-09-06 11:46 PM
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Why won't my wife go out and get me a hamburger? |
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It's only 11:46? She has to get up in 6 hours for work, but I want a damn burger! Where are her priorities?
Sheesh. :(
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:01 AM
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That way food and sleep can happen simultaneously? If nothing else frozen White Castles work in a pinch. :)
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:05 AM
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2. well, looks like her priority is not a burger |
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:12 AM
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Why don't you get it yourself?
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Fuzz
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:16 AM
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4. Two martinis prevent me from driving. |
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And a fridge void of snack foods prevent me from snacking properly.
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Book Lover
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:24 AM
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5. Maybe because your legs aren't broken ... yet? |
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:39 AM
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6. No joke. Why do women have to be so damn lazy? |
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I mean c'mon! We have to lug these huge schlongs around all day. The least they could do is show a little appreciation. DAMN!
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Fri Nov-10-06 02:49 AM
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9. This post reminded me of the map joke. |
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Only a man could come up with the idea that 1/4 inch equals 1 mile. :rofl:
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:05 AM
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7. My wife ordered me a pizza and chicken wings, and while we were |
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waiting for it to arrive she went out and picked up a 12 pack and two half-gallons of ice cream. But then, my wife loves me... :P
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:08 AM
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8. you don't want me to answer that...nt |
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Fri Nov-10-06 04:27 AM
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10. Can you at least order her to slap herself around for being so disobedient? |
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I'm with you, man. I mean, shit, it's just a goddamn burger. What's her deal?
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