I'm thinking we need an old-fashioned DU ass whooping somewhere

[datasuspect]

i'll bring the cheep beer.

we can meet over at the abandoned honky tonk on county route 16.

we might need the following:

4X4 pickup trucks
wood
gas cans
shotguns, mannequins
southern rock and/or "outlaw country music"
methamphetamine optional

[BarenakedLady]

1. Ok

I'll bring the whipped cream and riding crop...

oh, wait you are talking about something entirely different...nevermind.

[BarenakedLady]

14. I'll just reply to myself

Man, Bnl you are a freaky loser.

Yes, I know.

But that's ok.

The dogs like the way you scratch their bellies.

Awwww....thanks....

No problem.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Yeah, that's a much better kind of ass whooping.

[Avalux]

2. I think I'll pass on that - er - thanks anyway.

:yoiks:

[datasuspect]

3. damn, i have the hells angels all lined up and stuff.

durn.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Count me the fuck in!

[datasuspect]

6. do you have a cb or police scanner?

cletus is bringing two way radios and armor piercing rounds.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Pretty sure my dad has like a dozen CBs lying around the house back home.

[datasuspect]

9. 10-4

that's cool.

[bertha katzenengel]

5. We took Congress. * is emasculated. Whose ass is left to whoop?

???

[datasuspect]

7. smokey.

the man.

somtimes ass whooping can be a fun leisure activity among friends.

but then, i have some weird friends.

[bertha katzenengel]

13. Smokey?! You'd whup a sweet ol' blue tick hound's ass?

:cry:

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. Sounds like Thanksgiving in my family....

I'll bring a banjo.

[datasuspect]

11. i want to go to thanksgiving with you

they sound like fun.

[greatauntoftriplets]

12. There's a reason why those kids (not the triplets) are called....

the animals.

[madinmaryland]

15. Ted Haggarty took all the meth!

[Arugula Latte]

17. I know! We'll give 'em a THUMPIN'!

Yeeeeee-haaaaw!

:woohoo:

[anarch]

18. ah, you seem to have described my family's annual thanksgiving gathering