My life is complete

[TrogL]

The children are having a farting contest.

There's a whoopie cushion involved.

[ikojo]

1. Ahhhhh nirvana

Thanks for making me laugh. It's been quite a weekend for me (see my thread on My Christmas weekend) and I could use a laugh.

[liberalhistorian]

2. What are they,

Howard Stern wannabes???????

[TNDemo]

3. Be sure to put a little water in it.

Gives it that nice splattery sound.

[TrogL]

4. it's doing fine without it

Don't give them ideas.

It's starting to smell in here.

[dflprincess]

5. These are the memories that will warm your heart

in your old age and the days you'll wish you could have back...Don't forget to mention this when you make the toasts at their wedding receptions.

[GURUving]

6. My dog doesn't know what a whoopee cushion is

and he's playing the same game!

[ProudGerman]

8. give him a prune, a small one

Oughta clear that right up.
:evilgrin:

[TrogL]

7. Now they're playing with sharp knives

while wearing old hats

[kanrok]

15. Let me know whe they start running with scissors

[TrogL]

9. and now, of course, the tears

the whoopee cushion broke. As usual. Anybody know where I can get an industrial grade whoopee cushion? We seem to go through one a week around here.

[GURUving]

10. whoopee cushions die

but real farts live almost forever.

Enjoy reality! It won't last forever!

:)

[DS1]

11. Hehe, I thought you meant complete as in

finished.

[GURUving]

12. wouldn't that be my life is complete"D"?

And, don't we all live forever?

peace

:)

[KG]

13. ahhh, the pleasues of child rearing!

fortunately for me, i've been able to live without them! :evilgrin:

[populistmom]

14. My boys...

each got mini whoopy cushions in their stockings. They have been very happy this weekend. :D

(This woman has learned to put up with, at times even enjoy, fart jokes over time. Nor could I care less if the seat is left up either.)

[Don_G]

16. And You're The Parent

Giving us a "blow-by-blow account?"

Can we help by sending you a cat that pees at every byte dropped at DU?