How Good Are You At Parking A Car?

[Crewleader]

HOW GOOD ARE YOU AT PARKING A CAR?

Use the arrows on your keyboard and the car will move. Unfortunately, this will probably drive you over the edge.
http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf

[Alexander]

1. Glad real parking isn't that hard...

Otherwise I'd have wrecked a lot of cars by now. :-)

[Zomby Woof]

2. Is that car a Winabagel?

;-)

[Crewleader]

3. Oops Blonde Moment

:hi:


A blonde goes into a coffee shop
and notices there's a "peel and
win" sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming.....

"I've won a motorhome !"

"I've won a motorhome !"

The waitress says,

"That's impossible."

The biggest prize is a free Lunch."

But the blonde keeps on screaming,

"I've won a motorhome !"

"I've won a motorhome !"

Finally, the manager comes over
and says,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.

You couldn't have possibly won
a motorhome because we didn't
have that as a prize.

The blonde says,

"No, it's not a mistake !"

"I've won a motorhome !"

And she hands the ticket to
the manager and HE reads...


" W I N A B A G E L "

[Crewleader]

4. Drive!

DRIVE!

Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and New York.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window

"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.

"We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!"

A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.

"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Florida.

"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!"

Inspired, the gal from Florida opened the car door and pushed the New Yorker out. :7

[Crewleader]

5. Parting Shot... Where Drivers Are From

PARTING SHOT...
WHERE DRIVERS ARE FROM

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

One hand on wheel, one fist out window: NEW YORK

One hand on wheel, one fist out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in CALIFORNIA

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY

One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

[VespertineIconoclast]

6. It took a few minutes to get past the learning curve.

But, after that it was smooth sailing. :)

[unsavedtrash]

7. *!!$&*#%#!!

:argh: thank you for the game.

:hi:

[Crewleader]

8. I know what you mean

and you're welcome...:hi:

Here's a link for more enjoyment....Goodnight All! :-)

http://www.suddenlysenior.com/jokeslatest.html

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. LOL!

I am laughing so hard that I cannot do it!

I have done this one before, but it isn't easy........:rofl:

[pinniped]

10. 69.9

I never hit the doggy.