My son has entered the "Terrorist Twos"

[Squatch]

hence, my new knickname for him: Al Queda.

You cannot turn your back on him for a second. We've already lost a number of remote controls to unknown hiding places, so I think he's using the circuitry to build a bomb.

All of our houseplants have been disinterred, leading me to believe that he is considering caching weapons around the house.

He has effectively rubbled the major axes of advance through the house, funneling my wife and me into very effective ambush areas.

He has used his own brand of mischevious brainwashing to turn our beloved dog against us.

I fear that my days as provisional governor of my home are numbered.

[reyd reid reed]

1. Just go ahead and write your letter of surrender now....

you're finished.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:






Good luck.

:hug::hug::hug:

[Phillycat]

2. Al Queda

:rofl:

Best of luck to you. :)

[Suich]

3. LOL!

Miraculously, on his 3rd birthday, all this bad behavior will disappear!

:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

4. And be replaced with completely

NEW bad behavior.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Blue State Blues]

5. Bad news for you ...

3 is worse. Three is open rebellion.