Pillsbury chocolate chip cookie dough: inarguably superior to Nestle's.

[asthmaticeog]

I would characterize my position on this matter as inflexible.

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Fuck you, now I want cookies.

[asthmaticeog]

2. Here, have one.

[GirlinContempt]

3. Creepomatic

[asthmaticeog]

6. How?

It's not like I said "Hey kid, I'll give you a cookie if you'll make a movie with me in my van." If, in this day and age, consenting adults can't get their cookies together without prejudice, I'm sad for this world.

[GirlinContempt]

28. That look was in your eye.

[Blue-Jay]

4. I'm gonna masturbate to that pic!

Because I LOVE cookies!

[asthmaticeog]

8. Funny - I LOVE squirrels!

We should totally hook up!

[BlueIris]

5. Yummy. And...interesting. I've never had the Pillsbury kind.

But now I'll have to think about it.

[lildreamer316]

7. Oh--it's worth it.

Really.......

[buddhamama]

9. what makes Pillsbury's dough superior to Nestle's?

more chocolate chips? soft and chewy? creamier? i have to know.

[asthmaticeog]

10. It costs 30¢ more.

It MUST be better! *slams fist on table*

[buddhamama]

11. well, the same reasoning is used

by the Government,...

you MUST be correct too. :)

[lizziegrace]

12. Exquisite taste

you have. :)

[asthmaticeog]

18. You are correct, ma'am.

[Susang]

13. But my cookie dough is the best!

She says suggestively. :*

[asthmaticeog]

19. Wherein our hero ponders

how to make a joke about "sugar walls" without rousing the ire of Susang's husband...

[Susang]

33. The fact that it took you over 12 hours to answer

Makes it kind of irrelevant now, don't you think? You had your chance, this cookie jar is now closed. :evilgrin:

[slj0101]

14. Blashpemer!

[asthmaticeog]

25. That's as may be, but if the Pillsbury faction rises to the top,

devotees of all other cookie doughs will then be the blasphemers. I can be patient. Oh yes, I can be patient.

[XNASA]

15. Nestlé is unethical.

It simply won't do in our house.

[asthmaticeog]

23. Not just unethical, but insufficiently yummy.

[liontamer]

16. Liar!!!

the texture of pillsbury when eaten raw is much grainer and therefore less satisfying that nestle.

[asthmaticeog]

20. Eeeew, your personal preference is different from mine!

How can we ever hope to be friends if we disagree on a totally trivial matter?

This is really too much to bear. :cry:

[Phillycat]

17. You are a communist.

Yes.

[asthmaticeog]

22. Even revolutionaries love chocolate chip cookies.

It's something that brings us ALL together. Except those awful fucking Nestle's people, who must be purged if the new state is to survive.

[ghostsofgiants]

30. Actually it's quite interesting, you know...

The number of biscuits that are actually named after revolutionaries. You've got your Garibaldi, of course. You've got your Bourbon. And then of course you've got your Peak Frean's Trotsky Assortment.

[asthmaticeog]

31. And of course Huey Newtons.

[amitten]

21. But of COURSE. Everyone knows that!!! n/t

[asthmaticeog]

27. Apparently not everyone.

Some partisans from the Nestle's faction have infiltrated this thread. Speak carefully until this cancer has been rooted out of our cell, comrade.

[LaraMN]

24. Any TRUE cookie dough connoisseur knows that the only dough

worth risking salmonella poisoning for is HOMEMADE!

I'm appalled, really, as a cookie dough purist.

[asthmaticeog]

26. Not mine, I'm afraid.

I'm a badass motherfuckin' baking machine when it comes to cakes, but my cookies blow asswater.

[Left Is Write]

29. But you don't risk salmonella with processed store bought dough.

Of course, I don't eat the dough anyway. I actually make cookies with my homemade dough. :D

[Broken_Hero]

32. agreed, fully...:) nt

[WCGreen]

34. The best thing is....

It looks like sausages.....