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Tue Nov-14-06 09:35 AM
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DU, need your help. I'm thinking of adopting Quetzalcoatl. |
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Does he eat canned food, or do I have to make fresh stuff every day?
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Tue Nov-14-06 09:41 AM
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1. it has to be extremely "fresh food" |
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and you have to hold it up to the sun before you can offer it to him.
Good luck with that; you might have trouble finding a good veterinarian.
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Tue Nov-14-06 09:45 AM
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2. Build your pyramid first. |
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Trust me, you'll need to be closer to the sun.
The good news: lots of chocolate.
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Tue Nov-14-06 09:47 AM
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3. Naw, just move near to some skyscapers. Quetzalcoatl will adapt like pidgeons did. |
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Of course don't let any breeding pairs escape, otherwise old ladies will feed them, they'll multiply and soon no amount of scraping will get that crap of the statue down in the square!
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Tue Nov-14-06 09:49 AM
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5. But so long as David Carradine remains alive, we'll be safe. |
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Tue Nov-14-06 09:49 AM
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4. if he eats like Huitzlpoctli, youre in for some late nites n/t |
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Edited on Tue Nov-14-06 09:49 AM by SlavesandBulldozers
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Tue Nov-14-06 09:50 AM
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6. Can you even *get* virgin in cans? |
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Tue Nov-14-06 11:45 AM
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But I'm wondering if he'll from the can - it would make my life so much easier if I could just set up a year's supply over a weekend, instead of having to go through the mess of the daily virgin feed.
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