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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-14-06 06:44 PM
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You are relaxed. You are getting sleepy. VERY sleepy. Your eyelids are heavy. VERY heavy.
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-14-06 06:48 PM
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1. hmm
I may be a liiittle sleepy:smoke:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-14-06 06:52 PM
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3. go to the window
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-14-06 06:54 PM
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4. yes
to the window...
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-14-06 06:57 PM
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5. open the window
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-14-06 07:35 PM
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7. open the window
wait...the cat is in the way...
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-14-06 06:51 PM
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2. That reminds me of a joke I just got today. You'll like this one:
It was entertainment day at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude
> was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
> hypnotist do his stuff.
>
> As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, unlike most
> hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance,

> "I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
>
> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
> pocket watch from his coat pocket. "I want you each to keep your eye on
> this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
> generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
> quietly chanting. "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch".
>
> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
> gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
> swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers
> and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
>
> "SHIT", said the hypnotist.
>
> It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
:rofl:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-14-06 06:58 PM
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6. :
:rofl:
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-14-06 07:37 PM
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8. I get sleepy right around this time anyway
because it's getting dark outside. I'm not used to the getting dark at 4pm thingy yet. I moved from the South this summer and it doesn't usually get dark in the winter there until about 6pm in the winter.
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