Ah, what the hell! Who here's a drunk?

[matcom]

Alcoholics go to meetings. I ain't never been to any meetings.

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

1. Ask me again around 9 pm

:)

[matcom]

2. shit. i'll be passed out by then!

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

29. I may have a buzz

:7

[underpants]

3. I don't drink and I don't smoke cigarettes

08)

I live a puritan lifestyle now.

and I have been sick almost every day since I quit. Seriously. My doctor says that many long time smokers go through this.

[bigwillq]

4. Ok, I am a drunk then!

:beer: :toast:

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

5. Amended

I guess...

Talk to me later this afternoon and talk me out of it someone...anyone...

[Guava Jelly]

7. I will do my best

:hug:
But only you can make that decision.

[WilliamPitt]

6. Yo

*hic*

[yvr girl]

9. But you're a writer...

Isn't it required?

[WilliamPitt]

14. Article 23(b)(c)(iii) of the bylaws.

We get jackets, too.

[yvr girl]

15. With suede patches at the elbows

and ink stains for ol' times sake.

[WilliamPitt]

17. Nah, kevlar.

For when we fall down.

[VelmaD]

22. Can editors get one of those, too?

'Cause I fall down a lot. :)

[LynneSin]

8. Did your box turtle dump you

[SOteric]

10. When you're a drunk, they call them 'meet-ups'.

And you've been spotted at a few.

[Zavulon]

11. If you go by the definition of "alcoholic" that these self-help orgs use,

anyone who has more than three drinks during a fiscal quarter is a drunk. Almost everyone at DU, then, would qualify.

[wildhorses]

12. i am not rich enough to be an alcoholic--

and i got friends in low places
so i think i qualify as a drunk
who happens to NOT be drinking at this paticular moment
that is subject to change
according to my whim

[azmouse]

13. Only on the weekends...

and sometimes on weekdays, holidays, birthdays, anniversaries...

[trackfan]

16. That's very close to a quote from Jackie Gleason,

who said something like, "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunkard. The difference is alcoholics go to meetings."

[Lilith Velkor]

18. Nonpracticing drunk here

:hi:

[Reverend_Smitty]

19. college turned me into a drunk

I think I qualified as a drunk the day I could recite a drink special at a local bar for each day of the week :P

[meegbear]

20. I just binge drink on the weekends ...

does that count?

[bridgit]

21. do lushes have meetings, cause hubby says routinely...

"come on, Lushy, let's get out-ta here" and i'm pretty sure he's talking to me :beer:

[jus_the_facts]

23. Not me....I'm a head....

[Parche]

24. beverages

I am not as think as you drunk I am...........


HEINEKEN IS THE BEST

[skygazer]

25. Yeah, I'm a drunk

It's a proud family tradition. :patriot:

[Autumn]

26. I only drink

on days that ends with a y .

[crim son]

27. I'm a drunk on Friday nights, but!

since midsummer I've cut my Friday night consumption in half, literally, and eliminated all but a single drink during the week. All that alcohol was making me look like an old woman! :7

[asthmaticeog]

28. Me, sir.

I like to get drinked! :patriot:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. *raises glass*

:beer:

[Redstone]

31. I'll plead The Fifth on that question. A fifth of Maker's Mark, if you please.

Redstone