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Thu Nov-16-06 04:15 PM
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If we could harvest all the useless people as food, instead of cows |
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Would K-Fed be at the top of the list?
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:15 PM
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1. what would you serve with k-fed? |
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and would his meat make a good pan gravy.
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Taverner
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:17 PM
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2. Popozao Rice of course |
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Thu Nov-16-06 06:10 PM
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20. I saw Popozao and read Pozole |
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Mexican soup made with hominy, pork, and cow's stomachs.
Sounds disgusting but it's actually great.
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:19 PM
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That WOULD make it easy to give up RED meat.
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:20 PM
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5. technically, human meat |
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is supposed to be a lot like pork.
the other other white meat if you will.
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Thu Nov-16-06 05:52 PM
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I am glad I don't eat any of it right now....
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Thu Nov-16-06 11:57 PM
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Even the scavenger insects won't eat it.
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:20 PM
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4. Only if they're useless vegans. |
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No need turning plant calories into cow calories into people calories. That's just crazy!!
Besides, we taste better.
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:23 PM
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8. Well, that's the rumor. |
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:23 PM
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9. Ahhhh but we need the vegans around to throw blood at us |
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That's what you guys do all day right? :)
:sarcasm:
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:25 PM
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12. It's the great vegan conundrum... |
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Blood, being an animal product, shouldn't be used for such things. But then, nothing gets such perfect airtime and splatter formation as pure blood.
I need to write that one down.
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:30 PM
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15. Well, when we're not stopping important, life-saving scientific research like |
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the dissection of the brains of gay sheep (yes really) and killing puppies for fun, sometimes we fling animal products at people. As a matter of fact, I have an appointment to go fling hunks of gouda at people wearing leather shoes at three today. ;)
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Thu Nov-16-06 05:54 PM
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18. how do you tell if a sheep is gay? |
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Thu Nov-16-06 06:23 PM
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21. They asked farmers to donate any male sheep they observed humping other male sheep. |
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If I recall correctly. Then they tried to "fix" them with hormones and examined their brains.
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:21 PM
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6. soylent green is people! |
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:22 PM
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7. "tuesday is soylent green day" |
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made from sea plankton, MY ASS!
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:24 PM
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11. as long as you throw some ranch on there, it's all good in da hood. |
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:27 PM
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13. ranch solves everything |
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is there anything it can't do?
it's the official beverage of texas doncha know.
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:24 PM
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:28 PM
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14. K-Fed has no nutritional value. He's pretty much useless all the way around. |
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Thu Nov-16-06 04:36 PM
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16. Today on Iron Chef - the secret ingredient is Soylent Green |
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but how would it taste in the ice cream machine?
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Thu Nov-16-06 06:04 PM
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19. Human flesh is not fit for human consumption |
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being a top predator means we collect all the poisons, pesticides and carcinogens consumed by our prey. As a result, we could not (and have not) passed FDA guidelines.
Technically, our carcasses should be disposed of as bio-hazardous material, but social convention has ruled otherwise.
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:25 PM
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22. Hmmm so if we eat a human who ate a cow |
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Who then ate other cow as feed....we're talking walking cyanide here?
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:37 PM
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every link in the food chain concentrates fat soluble poisons by factor of 10.
Consider, then, that we eat salmon, tuna, bass, and trout, all of which are predatory fish. Salmon in particular is a predator of predators...
:scared:
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:49 PM
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24. No, I run those numbers once a year. They are a 3-day meat supply, at best. |
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YES, there are alot of them who serve no useful purpose, and I honestly have no problem with eating them.
But the average "USELESS human" has only 1/20th the directly-consumable biomass as the average cow, and is much harder to catch.
Not to mention that COWS almost never travel with armed bodyguards. Taking down a 120-lb K-fed will produce almost 750 lbs of fresh "bodyguard" as a by-product, on average. And, frankly, the average "hollywood bodyguard" is so full of chemical additives as to be almost inedible.
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Thu Nov-16-06 11:58 PM
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26. "Soylent Green is people!" |
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