Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute at the "Heidi Fleiss Stud Farm" in Nevada

[Human Torch]

11/16/06
09:35:08, Categories: Celebrity News
Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute



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Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

[reyd reid reed]

1. No way.

I see bankruptcy in his future...

but that's just me.

:shrug:

[Momgonepostal]

3. It takes all kinds, though

But I'm with you!

[begin_within]

2. Ick. Will he escort both men and women?

[meegbear]

9. "Hey Mike! You gay for pay?"

:rofl:

[Deep13]

4. Kevlar bras and helmets will be available.

:eyes:

[cwydro]

5. I got a feeling

that customers are going to be getting LESS than they bargained for...

[Little Wing]

6. He went from Don King to the Hooker Queen

In a sense, he hasn't much changed his job description.

[Mutley]

7. Hahaha! I think I'll pass.

:puke:

[mongo]

8. How can he degrade himself this way?

After the honorable profession of prize fighter.

I mean, doesn't he really demean ALL men in the process?

:hide:

[underpants]

13. Mike needs money

LOTS of it

I don't remember the exact amount but he owes lawyer fees and back taxes and all kinds of things. See all the stuff he had was leased through his manager, at the time, Don King. I think King also did to Mike what he did to Ali (and other fighters) after Ali's last fight against Larry Holmes-he comes in the locker room with a fistful of cash and waves it in front of the guy who just got punched in the face for an hour and says "It's all yours!" oh but for legal reasons I need you to sign this receipt. What they are signing is a new contract that voids the original one (with publicly stated $10 Mil or so) and says that the fighter accepts the cash payment instead.

Yes he really is that sleazy.

[Alexander]

10. Didn't this thug endorse Michael Steele in MD?

Let's see...

-Cheating in a fight by cowardly biting Holyfield's ear off? CHECK

-Raping? CHECK

-Prostitution? CHECK

I see, more Republican family values at work.

:eyes:

[Montauk6]

14. Well, I guess after that bit of whoring, he's looking to upgrade his career?

[blondeatlast]

28. You forgot beating the crap out of Robin Givens. nt

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. HAHAHAHA

omg... :rofl:

[Bassic]

12. Yeah, it's every man's fear.

:crazy:

[Initech]

15. Wow, talk about hitting rock bottom!

:spray:

[Frank Cannon]

16. Nothing like hot lovin' with a brain-damaged sociopath rapist

Who would pay for that? I can imagine the most desperate among us can find that kind of thing quite easily for free.

[begin_within]

17. If a woman becomes pregnant by him there, is he responsible as the legal father? Or

was it just considered a "work for hire?"

[LynneSin]

19. I would suspect that he would be required to use Condoms

And not ones given to him from the customers

[begin_within]

20. But what if a woman claimed the condom broke, and it's his baby, and the DNA test proves it?

[LynneSin]

21. Condom's are only 97% effective

I think that was an episode of "Friends" when Rachel got pregnant from one night with Ross

[Orrex]

25. Sounds like 100% INeffective in that case

But I could be wrong--I've only seen about four episodes of Friends...

[blondeatlast]

29. Do they come in stainless steeland/or polycarbonate and fit the entire body?

Or do they come in "ten-foot-pole" as in "I wouldn't touch him with a..."?

[yurbud]

18. reminds me of a conversation with a gynocologist...

I said he was the luckiest guy in the world and asked how he avoided a continuous boner or was even able to think.

He said only a small percentage of the women he saw were attractive, and that didn't really affect how he saw their genitals.

Most women could get sex for free if they asked any random guy, let him know there were no strings attached, or just said yes to the guys who ask her. Any chick that has to pay a guy to have sex is going to be pretty heinous.

It will be like the wrestling scene in Borat.

[madinmaryland]

22. The thread right above this one says:

I Just Bit Into The Mealiest Apple Ever

Kind of applies to this thread, at first glance. Tyson and ears!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5849069&mesg_id=5849069

:puke:

[blondeatlast]

30. Ew. Just ew. nt

:rofl:

[IntravenousDemilo]

23. I hope none of the women who hire him are edible. They could lose an ear.

I can see him coming to the door and saying, "You're so pretty I could eat you right up."

Too bad Heidi didn't get Evander Holyfield instead. Awesome body, and better looking all round, even without that piece of his ear. Probably doesn't beat women up, either...

[Love Bug]

24. Hell, not even with some else's cooter!

Yuk! x(

[Crabby Appleton]

26. Lorena Bobbit should be his first customer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt

[Robb]

27. When you think of what this guy USED to make in 91 seconds...

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

31. Um, okay, I don't like to judge on appearances but in this case...

:wtf: