Kathy in Cambridge
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Mon Dec-29-03 04:48 PM
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| I suspect my neighbor is just plain vile. What should i do? |
| Walt Starr
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Mon Dec-29-03 04:49 PM
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| 1. Your neighbor is a Republican? |
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You poor soul, you! I feel your pain.
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| Kathy in Cambridge
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Mon Dec-29-03 04:50 PM
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| 3. I live in Cambridge. There is a better chance of him being an alien |
| greatauntoftriplets
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Mon Dec-29-03 04:50 PM
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| 2. Put his Christmas card into the circular file. |
| Caution
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Mon Dec-29-03 04:50 PM
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| 4. Take him/her to city hall and have him/her |
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re-register as a Democrat. Many just plain vile's get better after converting from Republicanism.
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| salin
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Mon Dec-29-03 04:51 PM
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| 5. Offer your neighbor some scented soaps for the holidays |
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and hope that the vile reeking blooms into a fresh bouque...
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| tom_paine
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Mon Dec-29-03 04:52 PM
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| 6. Stand clear when they eat... |
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You wouldn't want to get hit with "blowback" in the form of a half-chewed piece of beef landing SPLAT on your cheek.
Also, standing upwind of vile person sometimes alleviates olfactory distress...
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