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Tue Nov-21-06 09:21 PM
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It's time to cast asparagus on another DUer! |
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Example: Lioness is a frumpy Kansas housewife. She finds the pictures she posts as herself with Google Images.
Your turn.
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:23 PM
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1. Now, this is just a rumor, |
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but I heard that LeftyMom recently started on an all Big-Mac diet...:hide:
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:23 PM
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2. lefty mom ONLY eats red meat. |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:23 PM
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:24 PM
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5. Okay, I think we're missing something here: everybody picks on a different DUer. |
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If the thread was "Let's all cast asparagus on LeftyMom," I'd have called it that. :P
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:24 PM
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4. CaliforniaPeggy secretly hates us all. |
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She thinks we're all fucking jerks. :D
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:25 PM
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7. That's absolutely true. She told me so. |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:25 PM
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6. jonnyblitz is a moron straight man from new jersey |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:26 PM
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8. also lefty mom confuses asparagus with aspersions |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:26 PM
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:27 PM
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:27 PM
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10. Starbucks Anarchist has false teeth |
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and wears tap shoes whenever he goes out for a night on the town.
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:28 PM
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14. He also has a crush on K-Fed. |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:31 PM
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What's less known: Federline sings sweet arias beneath SA's window at midnight every full moon. :loveya:
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Wed Nov-22-06 10:58 PM
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81. Haruka wants to spread the Santorum. |
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Wed Nov-22-06 11:38 PM
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83. If you're talking about the dirty Santorum, it requires something I can't produce. |
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Wed Nov-22-06 11:45 PM
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I just wanted to type Haruka, spreading and Santorum in the same sentence. :rofl:
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Wed Nov-22-06 11:58 PM
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Thu Nov-23-06 12:00 AM
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88. I fail to see the insult. |
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Thu Nov-23-06 12:01 AM
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89. It wasn't an insult. I was simply stating a fact. |
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Thu Nov-23-06 12:02 AM
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I forgot about your bluntness. :rofl: :hug:
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Wed Nov-22-06 10:57 PM
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80. Hey, one of those statements is false! |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:28 PM
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12. flvegan is a puny asexual man |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:30 PM
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16. He's starving, poor boy. |
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While he's here I'm hoping to get some food in him and nurse him back to health.
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:28 PM
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13. LeftyMom *wants* to have asparagus cast upon her. |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:29 PM
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15. GOPisEvil is a actually a spy for the RNC |
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To make matters worse, he's a total snob and difficult to talk to. :D
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:44 PM
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:34 PM
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18. Rabrrrrrr is a daisy-picking, smoochie-tossing, |
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Richard Simmons-loving, girlie man. With cheese.
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:41 PM
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:35 PM
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19. ForrestGump is really a Barry Manilow impersonator. |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:35 PM
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20. ZombyWoof brews instant. |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:36 PM
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21. Is this a food fight? Count me IN!! |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:37 PM
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23. Well sprikle some sugar on my corn flakes! |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:46 PM
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33. Tame..."sprinkling" will never do. |
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In a full-fledged red-blooded 100 percent card-carrying FOOD FIGHT, I blast you with both barrels of two whipped-cream cans and then knock you down completely with a bucketful of marascino cherries. O yeah! Victory is MINE!
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:36 PM
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22. MrsGrumpy threw the Pack under the bus and is now a Vikings fan. |
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:01 PM
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37. It's about time that Cheesehead wised up. |
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:03 PM
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39. It is not fair to cast asparagus when one is not here to defend oneself... |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:38 PM
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24. Lioness is an elitist, classist Park Avenue snob |
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who celebrates hurricanes and tornadoes near mobile home parks.
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:40 PM
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i am glad we sorted that one out :hug:
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:47 PM
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:14 PM
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47. not to mention, a prude! |
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I hear she sneaks into museums and paints over exposed breasts.
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:44 PM
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because she's so bosom-deprived.
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:39 PM
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25. BiBaby is ordering pizza on Thanksgiving, because she doesn't care enough to feed the Sniffas. |
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It's true. I swear!
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:04 PM
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:spray: Oh, that's a good one! :rofl:
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:10 PM
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45. I knew that would get your attention. |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:40 PM
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27. Pic from the Wolrd Asparagus Casting Championship |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:43 PM
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29. ZombyWoof fondles yaks. |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:44 PM
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31. GOPisEvil eats Fetid cheese. |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:45 PM
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32. billyskank is really Mike Tyson. |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:58 PM
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35. Haruka is a kitten killing peskytarian. nt |
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:06 PM
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42. True, except I have God do the kitten killing for me. |
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Tue Nov-21-06 09:59 PM
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36. Rabrrrrrr lives in a shotgun shack with rusting appliances in the yard |
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Peggy recently retired from a hard life clubbing baby seals.
Matcom is the head of a large evangelical church in Colorado Springs. And GOPisEvil is the sex-toy who knows all his dirty secrets.
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:01 PM
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:07 PM
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43. Does that count as casting asparagus? |
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After all, he's the one who started it. :P
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:27 PM
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given that it's fact, maybe it doesn't count.
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:05 PM
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41. Haruka got all her tattoos out of a bubble-gum machine. |
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And her bra is trimmed with cat fur.
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:10 PM
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44. The scary thing is on the list of dumb questions about my tats... |
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"Are they real?" is right up there next with:
"Did it hurt?" -Yes
"What does your mother think?" -Does your mother know you're rude?
"Can I touch them?" -No, you freak.
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Wed Nov-22-06 08:22 AM
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55. my mother asked if my tattoo was real |
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oh mother of lesbians why are you all crazy?
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Wed Nov-22-06 11:38 AM
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67. "don't you think they will look foolish on you when you get older?" |
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that's the one that annoys me. but anyways, CARRY ON, i don't want to sidetrack this thread and make it about annoying tattoo questions from dumbasses! :hi:
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:30 PM
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78. "You know they're going to wrinkle one day." |
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As if my whole body will remain that of a 23-year-old, except for my tattoos, which will turn wrinkled and saggy.
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:12 PM
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46. Hey! My bra really IS trimmed with cat fur. |
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As are my sweater, my jeans, my socks, my bedspread, my couch...
I swear I could knit two new cats a week from what Dino sheds.
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:48 PM
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50. Was castigated this weekend for my opinion |
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you two know who you are.
BTW, I broke no rules
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:52 PM
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51. Oh no, the drama gets off at the third floor. This is fourth floor, produce and small appliances. |
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People make that mistake all the time.
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Tue Nov-21-06 10:54 PM
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52. Should have stayed in the DU Lounge |
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BUT, I made the mistake of going to the GD Politics thread.
OH Well.
I will take 6 bundles of asparagus and a couple of jalapenos
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Wed Nov-22-06 07:39 AM
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53. Learned your lesson from last time...? |
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Wed Nov-22-06 12:03 PM
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76. Not really, so I'll find more |
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Edited on Wed Nov-22-06 12:04 PM by smtpgirl
important things to do than hang out.
Surely, I can do better, like getting an A in my Logic class and graduate with honors.
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Wed Nov-22-06 07:41 AM
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let he who is without mint cast the first asparagus.
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Wed Nov-22-06 08:55 AM
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56. GoPsUx is really Agent Mike |
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Wed Nov-22-06 08:56 AM
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57. Johnnie plays guitar in Hanson |
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and posts here from the tour bus.
RL
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Wed Nov-22-06 08:58 AM
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58. Sugar Smack has 20/20 Vision |
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Wed Nov-22-06 09:00 AM
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59. NewWaveChick1981 is really a Judas Priest Groupie |
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and once toured with Megadeath.
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Wed Nov-22-06 11:34 AM
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:rofl: :hi: I'm just so sure... like, ya know... :P
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Wed Nov-22-06 09:02 AM
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60. Flvegan owns a chain of Ponderosa Resaurants |
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and he LOVES the porterhouse, rare.
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Wed Nov-22-06 11:28 AM
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64. He's also quite fond of lamb chops. |
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Wed Nov-22-06 09:08 AM
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61. miss_american_pie buys instant brownie mix |
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and usually burns them anyhow...
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Wed Nov-22-06 09:14 AM
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62. BillySkank's Traces his DU drawings |
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Wed Nov-22-06 11:24 AM
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63. Cast some Hollandaise sauce my way too. |
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Wed Nov-22-06 11:37 AM
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66. asparagus festival (Billyskank buy bread) |
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asparagus festival: http://www.mayslick.com/asparagusfestival/center.htmlVisitors to the Festival gather to watch the Asparagus Tossing Contest in the center of town. And the WINNER IS:
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Wed Nov-22-06 11:39 AM
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68. LostinVA is neither lost nor is she in VA |
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She's working the local Wawa's on Roosevelt Avenue in Northeast of Philly scarfing all the Tastykakes she can find!
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He's even said so himself. :rofl:
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Wed Nov-22-06 11:42 AM
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70. Billyskank hates bread. |
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71. RetroLounge hates books so much he burned all of his. |
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Edited on Wed Nov-22-06 11:43 AM by NewWaveChick1981
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74. He only hates them because he can't read |
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Shhh... it's a secret. :hi:
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Wed Nov-22-06 11:44 AM
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72. Skinner is actually Karl Rove and DU is a Rovian Plot |
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Wed Nov-22-06 11:59 AM
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75. Hypno Toad is really a Fluffy Persian Kitten |
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79. Billyskank is gluten intolerant in RL |
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82. Redstone teaches anger management and yoga. nt |
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85. Bwahahahahahaha hahahah! |
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Wed Nov-22-06 11:39 PM
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84. I guess I will be forced to do my own... |
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Since no one else will :eyes:
I am neither naked nor a lady.
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