Craigslist spelling lesson O' the Day!

[KitchenWitch]

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/hsh/238231694.html

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[bicentennial_baby]

1. "burning guarnted so please call money bach garenty"

That is *almost* English! :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

5. I think it is close to the freeper dialect!

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

8. we shouldn't cast asparagus on her....

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

11. LOL

:spray:

[XemaSab]

2. bach garenty?

didn't they represent OJ in the second trial? :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

3. Bach garenty?

:wow: :rofl:

[firefox_fan]

15. LOL

[ThingsGottaChange]

4. Don't you wonder

how some people managed to live past the age of 10?

[KitchenWitch]

6. no doubt!

[qnr]

7. That is just sad. n/t

[SeattleGirl]

9. ROFL!!!

"Candels"!!!! I've gotta get me some of them candels!

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[Oeditpus Rex]

10. I get the feeling she has the same education as Bob Bitchen

"Bob, I notice you have an M.A., a B.A. and a Ph.D. What have you been doing with all that knowledge?"

"Making candles, man."

"Making candles! Well, that sounds creative, Bob! What kind of candles are they?"

"Oh, they're these really neat table candles!"

"Table candles?"

"Yeah. You pour wax on a table..."

"Uh-huh..."

"And then you set it on fire, man."

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. My dear KitchenWitch!

Don't you know?

It's the new phonics!

That's how everyone is going to write from now on! :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

13. Hukt on Fonix werkt for me!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. .....

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