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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 11:13 AM
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The Billyskank-buy-bread-reminder limerick thread
I'll start:

One day Billyskank chose to rely
On the Lounge to remind him to buy
A nice loaf of bread,
And soon every last thread
Was a question of wit: wry or rye?
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 11:23 AM
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1. ...
A "reminder to buy" he implored us
because he trusted, admired, and adored us.
Soon every last thread
On the subject of bread
made BillySkank quickly avoid us.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 11:41 AM
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7. I like it!
And let me say that your efforts in the Campaign to Remind Billyskank have been spectacular!
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 11:31 AM
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2. and another...
Edited on Wed Nov-22-06 11:32 AM by youthere
Mirth passes quickly to dread
when discussing the issue of bread
the Lounge is a heaven
of flour,salt and leaven
as the subject of thread after thread.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 11:40 AM
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6. Very nice! (nt)
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 11:35 AM
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3. and haiku
A fresh loaf of bread
The big bird's in the oven
Turkey sandwiches
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 11:39 AM
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5. Delicious!
Timely and clever. How can you lose?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 11:39 AM
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4. Another attempt
He could bake it himself, he conceded,
Yet he asked that we tell him he needed
To pick up some bread
So he found that, instead,
He got quite a bit more than he kneaded.
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