My top ten reasons for going to Grannies for T-day (not!)

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10. meeting the relatives is like a fashion show at the Salvation Army

9. you like your nephew’s baby puke on your mashed potatoes more than gravy.

8. at least once a year you deserve to walk barefoot through an airport

7. eating off t.v.-tables sitting on the sofa between your brother-in-law’s twins is priceless.

6. with food-poisoning what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

5. the nicotine fix you get from Uncle John's sports coat is nostalgic.

4. having 92 year-old great aunt Loraine try to French-kiss you is a turn on.

3. your mother-in-law’s award winning marsh-mellow creamy cole slaw dilled lime jello is a gourmet treat.

2. sister and her litter are going to _your_ house for the Holiday.

1. Grannie is gonna have one HELL of an e$tate.