rockymountaindem
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Wed Nov-22-06 03:48 PM
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Stick a fork in me, I'm done |
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Edited on Wed Nov-22-06 03:48 PM by rockymountaindem
From the continuing (non-existant) romance files of rockymountaindem...
So, today, my suspicions that "all the good ones" (by which I mean girls) are already taken have been reconfirmed for the umpteenth time. I quit. I will no longer allow myself to be tempted. I'm just going to wait until I'm out of college and established in the working world and then get a mail-order bride so I can live a normal married life like everyone else. Yep, that's the ticket.
(Of course the latter part is probably impossible to achieve, but it's a nice idea. However, I'll just keep getting taken in by the charms of the opposite sex like a glutton for punishment, only to be disappointed time and again. Nobody's available. Nobody but me.)
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Wed Nov-22-06 03:49 PM
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1. I'm glad you've finally found peace with the truth |
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Wed Nov-22-06 03:56 PM
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Everybody goes through that. By the way, what do you mean by "the good ones"?
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rockymountaindem
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:11 PM
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9. "The good ones" = girls I like |
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i.e. "my type of gal", even thought I can't quite decide what that means. It matters not anymore.
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:03 PM
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Nobody will show up while you're looking; it's a law of nature. In the meantime it's an easy thing to say but a hard thing to put into practice, that you must learn to be happy on your own. And it sounds like you are still young. You have lots of time. :hug:
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:04 PM
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4. Don't beat yourself up over it |
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It gets easier over time. :thumbsup:
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:07 PM
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:07 PM
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:07 PM
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6. A lot of mail order brides end up murdered or murdering their husbands. |
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So, you'll have that to look forward to. Duckie
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rockymountaindem
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:09 PM
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8. Huh. I wonder what literary category of irony that would fit into... |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:56 PM
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10. Been looking since 7th grade here... |
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Don't bother looking in the future.
If you want sex, get it and hope you don't get a disease.
If you want to wait for the right one, don't bother. Your career (and bankbook) will prosper. In theory...
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Wed Nov-22-06 05:27 PM
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11. relationships are overrated |
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self-love is where it's at.
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Wed Nov-22-06 05:34 PM
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12. And in order to get, one also has to give. Talk about handy advice... |
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Wed Nov-22-06 05:50 PM
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14. Here a handy PMS survival guide |
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Wed Nov-22-06 05:37 PM
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13. alas, college is often where you screw around |
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Edited on Wed Nov-22-06 05:37 PM by tigereye
and get your heart taken for a spin a few times. It's part of learning.
Then later on, you meet or re-meet! your sweetie.
Just one happily married person's view.
Be patient.
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Wed Nov-22-06 07:19 PM
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15. I've never even gotten to screw around! |
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It's all just slipping away.
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Thu Nov-23-06 12:37 AM
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16. I wish I could say that being drunk helped |
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I was quite inhibited in those days and alcohol often seemed to be the path to my disinhibition.
Just be bold, say I. ;)
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Thu Nov-23-06 12:43 AM
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17. Are you still whining? That just MIGHT have something to do with your inability |
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to find a woman...have you ever considered that possibility?
Just a friendly suggestion.
Redstone
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