Yecchhh....I'm in the 700 club

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

Gotta get out as soon as possible...

[BlueJazz]

1. Down on your Knees, You disgusting Sinner!!

Place a Fifty-Dollar bill on top of your TV and it...I say, IT will be blessed.

...and then mail it to "The most holy BlueJazz" (in care of DU)

Bless you Brother.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

9. Praise Jesus, I will.....

Bless YOU, brother. And bless the most righteous Benny Hinn.....

[BlueStorm]

2. Ha!! I just got out of it!!!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Blue

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

8. was it easy?

Was it painful or did you have Holy Ghost fever when you left?

[Richard Steele]

3. Pay no mind to that false prophet BlueJazz!

You mail that $50 to the Right Reverend Richard Steele,
and God will send you a pony!



Honest.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

11. Oh, Rev,

A pony??? A real, live pony???

I'll send you $100.

[caty]

4. Post---post---post like the devil....

You HAVE to get out of there!

[MysticalChicken]

12. I love that icon.

"OMG ONOZ" is my most favorite LiveJournal icon evar. I could watch it all day and it would still make me laugh.

[texanwitch]

5. Get busy posting, you could be out of the 700 club in a couple of days.

We will help.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

10. If I say a prayer

For our dear departed Rick "Man-on-Dog" Santorum, will I be blessed?

[Gold Metal Flake]

6. It only happens once.

Really, 701 ain't 700, is it?

[SPKrazy]

7. Send Me Some Money

and I'll pray for you to get out

[jakefrep]

13. I pray for your swift and safe passage through the 700 Club