*Upbeat music begins*

[everythingsxen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwTLvQJiJ_E

Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em.
We'll find ways to simulate that smell.
What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatella.
Here on level one of Robot Hell.

Gambling's wrong and so is cheating,
so is forging phony IOU's.
Let's let lady luck decide
what type of torture's justified.
I'm pit boss here on level two.

From http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/lyrics.dhtml

I love the Robot Hell bit...

"Don't worry guys I'll never be be too good or too evil again, from now on I'll just be me"
"Uh do you think you could you be just a little less evil than that?"
"I dunno you think you could survive a 700 foot fall?"