If you really love me...

[SOteric]

forget diamonds. Sappy love poetry I can write myself. Don't bother yodeling any love songs in your alpha male voice, and marathon boinking is only proof that you're marathon horny.

If you really want to show me the depth of your passions get up at 4 fookin' a.m. and scrape the ice off my car in 20 degree weather with a -5 windchill.

x(

/cranky

[Midlodemocrat]

1. You guys got quite a storm didn't you?

Ugh. Stay warm.

:hug:

[SOteric]

2. Yes, this cold snowy stuff is quite rare here.

And yet, we're actually expecting another 4 inches of snow this afternoon. Yippee.

[matcom]

3. i don't think you have to worry too much about the "marathon boinking"

:rofl:

:hide:

[SOteric]

6. Just because

it's all over for you in 20 seconds or less, doesn't mean it is for everybody.

[matcom]

10. really?

i don't believe you for one second! :rofl:

[SOteric]

11. And ~that's~ why Bobo likes me better.

[plcdude]

4. It's coming

my way this afternoon and tonight. Have you ever tried putting a blanket or sheeting on your windshield?

[blogslut]

5. yep

that would be love

[buddhamama]

7. i am use to frigid temps

and the snow and ice,

i am a no-no on the diamonds and love poetry stuff too,

i would scrape for you.

i love ya in the you're cool sort of way.

[SOteric]

8. *L* You are an exceptionally good sport.

:hug:

[Schema Thing]

9. You're not supposed to be boinking the temps anyway

doesn't matter whether they are frigid or marathon horny, it's a no no!

:P

[SOteric]

12. Ooooh, lookie!!!

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4277

[flamingyouth]

14. That's great!

:thumbsup:

[flamingyouth]

13. And if you really, really love her

Drop by *my* house afterward too please. :cry: