This PSA brought to you by Midlodemocrat

[Midlodemocrat]

If the new puppy has an accident in her crate and you need to bathe her, it is probably prudent to then wash down the shower to remove all traces of the 'super emollient' shampoo that is necessary for said puppy's dry skin.

Otherwise, an unsuspecting person might slip in the shower and for all intents and purposes, render themselves unconscious.


Ouch.

[matcom]

1. so now i'm just a "PUPPY" to you now?

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sorry kid. :D

[Midlodemocrat]

2. An apparently sick or simply incontinent one to boot.

:P

[matcom]

3. says YOU

I got you to BATHE me didn't I?

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Three times. Used an entire bottle of lavender scented shampoo.

But, you DO smell GREAT!!!

:rofl:

[matcom]

8. BTW that was NOT shampoo you slipped on

i'm just a sayin' ;)

[Midlodemocrat]

9. If you saw me

nekkid, yes, yes it was.


:P

[matcom]

10. your back was to the door whilst bathing me

and TeenMidlo was home at the time

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Pfft. She's never home.

I should charge her rent.

[texas1928]

5. I used to use furniture polish on the linoleum in front of the fridge...

Man you could slid past that fridge, just like you were on ice. It was great fun.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. LOL. Funny story.

One of my friends had hardwood steps and one day she was coming into Church with her little daughter when the little daughter said that she had polished the steps with Pledge.

My friend was beside herself because her husband had just gone to puchase an aquarium and all she could think of was him slipping down the stairs and slicing himself into ribbons.

This was before cell phones, and thankfully, nothing bad happened. But WOW!

[texas1928]

7. I used to do that to our stairs too.

I never had to sweep and mop as one of my chores again.