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Wed Nov-29-06 08:41 PM
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Morbid thought: "You're never quite as sick as just before you die." |
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Discuss.
Or not, if you'd rather enjoy your evening.
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:43 PM
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1. Thanks for the sunshine and roses! |
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:44 PM
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2. Hey, I gave you the choice of opting out! |
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:45 PM
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But you know I had to respond to that!
Because I am a sick fucker!
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:48 PM
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8. And I'll bet 25 others won't be able to resist, either. It's like slowing down to see |
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Edited on Wed Nov-29-06 08:52 PM by Redstone
a car wreck on the highway. Human nature.
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:44 PM
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3. I think you are right unless it is an accident. |
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Edited on Wed Nov-29-06 08:45 PM by BarenakedLady
If you have a disease that is killing you of course.
If you are depressed enough to end your own life, the same is true.
Accident? Then no. Unless you mean for that split second...
Ok, way too deep for my state of mind atm.
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:45 PM
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5. Unless you die really unexpectedly, like you're hit by a car. |
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Or have a heart attack. :o
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:45 PM
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6. I'm reminded of Steve Martin's occasional show-closer in his |
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stand-up act:
"We sure had some fun tonight, considering we're all going to die."
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:58 PM
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14. never heard that. thats awesome! n/t |
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:46 PM
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7. Unless you get blindsided by a semi, |
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...or erupt in spontaneous combustion, or something. Then you might have been in jolly good health just before.
But in most cases I think you're right.
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:49 PM
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9. But it only counts if you're sick. As I am tonight, and dreadfully so. |
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Off for another 13 hours' sleep soon.
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:58 PM
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I hope the sleep works its magic on you. I'll be thinking about you! :hug: :loveya: :pals:
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:00 PM
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19. Ooooh, now I'm a'gonna be thinkin' 'bout you AND Redstone!! |
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Eeeeeeee!
:bounce:
:loveya:
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:06 PM
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23. OMG! Yoooooouuuuuuu! *hearts, flowers, windchimes* |
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:loveya: How are you, my little petit four? Egad, I've missed ya!
I really REALLY should get out of GD for a while and be posting in the Lounge again! Are you okay? How've you been??
Jeebus...HI!!!!!:bounce: :toast:
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:11 PM
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29. Yes, think about her, and me, and you, and Mrs R. If I can say so without getting |
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the thread locked.
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:04 PM
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21. Thank you, my dear, my cousin, my heart. Another few days and I'll be back |
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to my old crabby self. Hey, could you tell Mrs R to stop worrying?
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:08 PM
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26. STOP WORRYING, MRS R. My cousin just needs a few aspirin & |
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a good night's sleep.
And so do you, Mrs. R! :hug: :hug: <---This is me hugging y'all.
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:12 PM
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30. I showed her that. It hepled her feel better. You have that effect on people. |
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:18 PM
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34. OMG, thank you. Hey Mrs. R! *wave* |
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I just want you to feel better. And tomorrow you can fix a treat like one of your 'mater sandwiches and a Rolling Rock. And take 2 hours off to watch a movie on the couch. Lurk a little on DU. Heehee! Thank you for the compliment, too.
:D :hug: :yourock:
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:20 PM
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37. Funny, we just bought some nice hothouse tomatoes. I may just do |
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Edited on Wed Nov-29-06 09:21 PM by Redstone
what you suggested. It's medicine after all, with tomatoes being so rich in Vitamin C and Lycopene, yes?
And yes, Mrs R does like you, and would welcome you to Casa Redstone anytime.
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:49 PM
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I hope you feel better soon!
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:50 PM
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10. Unless you're healthy and step in front of a bus. |
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Or get shot by a stray bullet. Or get hit by a drunken driver. Or slip on a cliff. Or are a resident of Baghdad. Or slip in the tub and break your noggin. ad infinitum..
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:51 PM
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11. I always thought you're never quite as sick as |
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just before you vote Republican.
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:53 PM
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12. I like that. I laughed. Thank you. |
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:55 PM
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13. ....which is EXACTLY how I felt this weekend.. |
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...after that person drugged my drink. Was sure I was gonna die.
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:05 PM
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22. WHAT? Did I miss it? Did I see it and forget? Please send me a PM with a link. |
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You got hit with the Roofies?
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Wed Nov-29-06 08:59 PM
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16. it's interesting people mention "not unless youre hit by a bus" |
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whatever happened to the old piano falling from a building?
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:00 PM
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17. Sorry you're feeling bad, dude... |
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Get yourself some tea and chicken soup and such, unless this is more in the Vicodin line...
:hug: Here's hoping you feel better soon!
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:07 PM
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24. But we'll be there on Saturday. Unless it seems I'm stll carrying something that |
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might get spread around. Though that's unlikely; it's probably just malaria again. Or the other thing.
Neither of which is communicable.
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:16 PM
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:hug: :hug: :hug: to either of those. Oy. We'd love to see you guys on Saturday, but definitely understand if you're not feeling up to it.
Drop me a message if you'd like lunch delivered on Friday; I might be able to swing that ;)
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:28 PM
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41. Will do. Among all the friendly DUers, you're about the best friend I've found. |
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But Mrs hasn't been working much lately, so she'll probably be abole to cover that.
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Thu Nov-30-06 05:06 PM
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61. Malaria is fucking awful |
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I hope you aren't having a relapse. That shit never leaves you. Even now after nearly 40 years it kicks my ass occassionally. Good luck, drink plenty of fluids and go to bed.
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:00 PM
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18. You may never be quite as sick, |
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but it doesn't necessarily follow that you are at the greatest point of suffering just before you die. Emotionally and even physically there is often a respite - a time of peace - so says my father, a physician. I think in the case of long-term illness the sense of sickness is compounded by fear and the realization that there will be no end until the end. That must be the most terrible, even for the most brave. :hug:
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:08 PM
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Wed Nov-29-06 10:06 PM
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50. I Would Attest To That |
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I watched my mother fight ovarian cancer for 5 years. When she finally succumbed, it was probably more to the treatments than the disease, but the disease was always there, always present, always waiting to devour her. It terrified her. I never had thought of her as brave before she had that to deal with, but she fought and fought when many (perhaps myself included) would have easily given up. Maybe she had a false hope that there would be a cure down the road if she could just hang on. She said as much, but knowing what I knew about ovarian cancer at the stage hers was found, it was a damned miracle to have survived a third of the time she did.
But in the end, she was peaceful in a way that was not just strong drugs. She was a little out of it, but that was okay too. I said in another thread that she mentioned that I and my sister, should read "The Kite Runner", without explanation. We just looked at each other. I have yet to read it, but it is on my to do list because she told me to.
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:03 PM
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:hug: I'm sorry you're feeling poorly....me too, just in a different way.... :hug:
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:09 PM
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27. Whatasamatter, kiddo? Family stuff? You can always send me a PM, you know. |
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:10 PM
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both the one i live amongst and the immediate one....yeah. i'll be ok, just under extreme stress...as usual. :)
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:26 PM
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39. Take a break. You can always stay here for a few days. We have room, and |
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stuff you can do around town to decompress.
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:13 PM
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31. My father had a different twist... |
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He was in the Navy and had an awful problem with seasickness. So he learned to console himself with the thought that if he got any sicker he would die. He found some kind of bizarre comfort in that... enough to re-tell the story anyway... :shrug:
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:16 PM
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33. And I assume that since your dad was Irish, it was always a good story. |
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:47 PM
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though he's 3/4 Irish like me (my mother is 3/4 too) he has always identified with the little bit of English in our lineage. He's a military, bible thumping republican which makes sense when you parallel the English Imperial philosophy with our current administration. But this is the lounge and it's about fun not politics so I will go no further.
You are right though, my dad can tell an excellent story no matter how hard he tries to deny his lineage. He and my mother never caught the Irish Virus though; Thank God, Mother Mary and all the Saints above!!!! They were volatile enough! :crazy:
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:19 PM
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35. Well, that's lovlier than a bowl full of squirrel snot for breakfast... |
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:22 PM
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38. OMG, Hypno! You just have the DARLINGEST way of putting things! |
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:27 PM
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40. I stay crunchy in milk too. |
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:29 PM
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But only if consumed very quickly! :P :rofl:
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:32 PM
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44. Don't you dare get all soggy on me! |
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:19 PM
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36. Death is just nature's way |
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of telling you to slow down.
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:31 PM
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43. But I've ALREADY slowed down! What the fuck else does he WANT! |
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Wed Nov-29-06 11:27 PM
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55. What does he want, what does HE want?!?!?!?!!! |
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What are you, some kind of sexist religio ..... uh, ... sorry. I just came out of GD. :shrug::blush:
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Thu Nov-30-06 04:43 PM
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58. Oops. Mistyped. Left off the s. Your post was funny, though. |
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:50 PM
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47. Every time your sick, its the worst ever. |
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Right now I have two tissues formed into plugs and jammed up my nose. I hate being sick.
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Wed Nov-29-06 09:53 PM
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I know people who were horribly ill, recovered, then had some stupid ass thing like a car accident take them out.
On the other hand, I know people who were the picture of health until a final nasty illness.
Such is life.
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Wed Nov-29-06 10:02 PM
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49. And so it goes. Remember Jim Fixx. |
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Wed Nov-29-06 10:13 PM
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51. Remember my friend, sick or healthy, we all should seize the day. |
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Wed Nov-29-06 10:30 PM
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52. thanks on behalf of all the sick people who are suffering tonight |
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and hoping for a better tomorrow
boo :thumbsdown:
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Wed Nov-29-06 10:35 PM
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then in the instant before you die you'll probably feel sicker than you ever have before, realizing that you're about to die. But then again, maybe you won't. It's possible that someone, realizing that they're about to get killed, wouldn't even care, but isn't that itself an indication of mental sickness?
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Wed Nov-29-06 10:39 PM
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54. Ahh. Another nugget of joy from Zorak. |
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In a mood, are we? I can recommend several medications that may help with it...
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Thu Nov-30-06 04:40 PM
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57. Who's Zorak? And what was his advice? |
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Thu Nov-30-06 12:32 AM
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I'm going to the frigging doctor tomorrow morning
the third round of the same stinking respiratory infections started yesterday
I can't get well
So, if this is it . . .
it's been swell. Adios.
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Thu Nov-30-06 04:46 PM
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59. Well, I just got over the sickest I've felt in a long time. |
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Three days!
I was vomiting (eight times in day one) and dizzy, a 103 fever, shaking, freezing, body aches. I felt like I was just going to die. I passed out in front of the toilet after vomiting. On the phone, my mother was a bit worried because I sounded so out of it. My sleep was restless because I kept waking myself up calling out or moaning. I was one degree away (104) from going to the hospital.
Finally, today, I was able to eat on not throw it back up. I'm sitting up and feeling a bit better. I am still a bit dizzy, have a headache and some body aching.
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Thu Nov-30-06 04:47 PM
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60. Good one, put it on some needlepoint and I'll hang it up |
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Edited on Thu Nov-30-06 04:48 PM by JVS
Oh hell, it's in my sigline now
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