Who else will not click on Orrex' "Underage Nudity" thread for fear

[crim son]

that Agent Mike is watching? You KNOW it's a bad idea! :rofl:

And, why am I not in bed? :think:

[Dangerously Amused]

1. Made me laugh.

You are funny!


Now go to bed.




Heh.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. I ain't clickin'

because I've been locked enough lately.

:tinfoilhat:

[Orrex]

7. There's no such thing as "locked enough"

Until all threads are locked, that is...

Fight the good fight!

[Midlodemocrat]

3. I knew what it was when I clicked. Perfectly safe. And, darn cute.

[Orrex]

8. Why, thank you!

:hi:

We know that he's darned cute of course, (much like his brother) but we're hardly objective!

[yellowdogintexas]

4. forget Agent Mike, it could have been the Brazillion Joke nt

[crim son]

5. I didn't think of that!

:scared:

[Orrex]

6. I would never do that...

But now that you mention it...

* * * *

Tony Snow greets President Bush and his entourage in the hall one morning with news of the birth of Orrex's second child. The name Orrex, an unrepentant boat-rocker and malcontent, is well-known to the Bush Whitehouse.

"They chose not to go with the Caesarian option for the baby," says Snow.

"I sure as hell hope not," barks the President.

Snow and the entourage are briefly stunned by this unusual display of Executive opinion re: delivery room practices.

"Shucks," the Prez continues. "I can barely manage to eat a pretzel without killing myself. Do you think that a newborn can handle all those croutons?"

* * * *
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

nyuk nyuk nyuk

I gotta million of 'em!