What not to mention in personal ads:

[Deja Q]

1. Your income
2. LTR/marriage/relationship being a goal if things work out
3. If you have allergies, skin blemishes, eczema, et cetera
4. If you're bisexual
5. Any psychiatric disorder, even congenital ones or PDDs.
6. Any physiological disorder, even congenital ones or ones brought about by bad working conditions (e.g. paralysis due to falling off scaffolding, in a fight, shot in the spine bein' a cop and all, et al)
7. Your picture unless it was done at Glamoor Shotz or other related outlet (name altered to avoid preferential treatment)
8. Your weight, either exact or via euphemisms (e.g. "a little tummy", "working on it", et al)
9. If it is a raunchy site where all is allowed, your face pics. (or make them private so they have to respond with their face pics first. That way, when you show them yours, you know who you're scaring off.)
10. If you have children. Avoid the issue.
11. Admitting to sexual congress or the desire for it, in any way shape or form.
12. Any diseases, from fun-time activities or otherwise - steer clear of these.

Any one of these alone will scare anybody off. Never mind a dinner plate combo of any of them.

Never be honest. Never be upfront. Then you'll get responses, and some hope.








Now ask why so many people lie in their profiles... :evilfrown:

[some guy]

1. Why do so many people lie in their profiles?

:evilgrin:

you did say to ask... :P

:hi:

[Roon]

2. Great tips

I made a deal with myself. I am not going to go looking for love until I get back into shape and lose this weight. After that, I am only going to be looking when I am at pridefest or the park. The only online dating I might even consider is craigslist, the people there seem more down to earth.

[Deja Q]

3. Morning kick

:kick: