I can't think of anyone whose opinion I value more than Rosie O'Donnel's

[Rabrrrrrr]

I've never heard a smarter, more thoughtful, reasoned, intelligent and logically reasoned person in my life, except perhaps Oprah herself.

Though I think for my money, I'll take Rosie.

She's really the Thomas Jefferson, Plato, Einstein, Pliny, and Josephus of the 21st century all wrapped up into one uberfunny and gentle bundle of love and compassion.


And to prove it, here is my Ode To Rosie:



Is there nothing that you don't do perfectly, O Rosie?
Is there nothing that you don't know perfectly?
Your every utterance is like liquid gold of perfect intellectual clarity.
Your cultural critiques are like scrolls of truth inscribed by God Himself.
I am ashamed that I dare to breathe the same air as you.
I am ashamed that I dare to walk the same earth as you.

[lildreamer316]

1. Oh dear.

:popcorn:

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[Rabrrrrrr]

I so want to say something.

But I also want this thread to live, so I won't.

But wasn't Oprah flapping on and on about beef or something the other day?

[matcom]

4. Oprah was 'flapping' like a Wizard's Sleeve

but that isn't important right now. :rofl:

[WCGreen]

7. All I know is that every picture of the Taco...

Has a big red strip running through it...

[matcom]

8. one word....

salsa

[WCGreen]

10. Chunky.....

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. It's weird, but I'm reminded of a geography lesson from high school

about a river, a wide, wild, madly flowing river, that was red for some mysterious reason.

I just can't think of the name of the river, though.

Or am I thinking of Moses turning the Nile red to piss of Pharaoh.

[idgiehkt]

3. ten bucks says

she still won't sleep with you.

[nini]

5. not anyone?

not even K-Fed?



:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Not even him! I even put Rosie above Kid Rock.

And that's saying something.

[WCGreen]

9. Above Kid Rock????

But certainly not above David Byron, lead singer of Uriah Heep....

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Yes, even above David Byron, lead singer of Uriah Heep. In fact, I dare say

I value her opinion even over that of Barbara Bush.

[WCGreen]

13. Whooooo.....

Not the big Bush.....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. ....

:spank:

:rofl: :rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. I just feel like kicking this one for some reason.

Maybe cuz it's Rosie, maybe cuz Matcom got a post deleted, maybe because I'm sick and tired of Rupert Murdoch stealing all my cranberries, I don't know. I'm not a doctor.

But I do know what *didn't* kill her - smoking.

[Mrs.Matcom]

16. matcom posted this

and BOY did HE fuck up!

:rofl:

[matcom]

17. the above was by ME BTW

:rofl: :rofl:

[LibraLiz1973]

18. I'm bummed more people here don't seem to care for her

I really like her and have alot of respect for what she's done & continues to do.
I wouldn't say I value her opinion above all else but I do think she has a POINT-
Though there are times she has trouble getting it across. She goes off on a rant like the
rest of us that isn't always right. (I thought she was WAY OFF with the Kelly Ripa thing)
I enjoy reading her blog and I really think she means well.

I take it you don't really like her at all??