June Cleaver

[KitchenWitch]

[Kutjara]

1. She always seemed to be dusting or messing around...

...with flowers and vases, with the most bizarre faraway look in her eyes. I suspect industrial-strength medication.

[BarenakedLady]

2. I totally

need to get my hands on whatever she was on.

[KitchenWitch]

3. True

Imaging having to snog with Ward....

YUCKY!

[HughBeaumont]

12. I'll have you know, young lady . ..

my tongue can tie quarter hitch knots in common dental floss.

I use Lavoris, damn it.

[KitchenWitch]

14. ...

:spray:

Ward, you owe me a new keyboard!

[HughBeaumont]

15. How often does a thread come along

where a poster can successfully slip into his/her namesake?

It's like the clouds opened up in the Lounge.

:)

[KitchenWitch]

18. I am so glad I could accomodate you!

:rofl:

As straightlaced as they appeared on TV, they must have <censored> like crazy.

[HughBeaumont]

19. Baked?

Cleaned chickens?

Ran guns for Castro?

Attended church?

What's this <censored> you speak of?

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

21. You are a big boy!

I bet you can figure it out!

:evilgrin:

[Reverend_Smitty]

17. I'll never be able to watch Leave it to Beaver in the same light again

:rofl:

[texanwitch]

4. Did June every do any real housework.

She was always so real dressed I don't see how she could have.

[redwitch]

5. You don't vacuum in pearls and heels?

Jeez, what a slacker!





Lots of witches on this thread! :-)

[texanwitch]

6. That house is always so clean, that is not normal.

Maybe old June was a witch like Sam on Bewitched.

That is my idea of doing housework.:hi:

[redwitch]

7. If I could wiggle my nose and the house got clean...

I would wear pearls and heels all the time! :hi:

[hopein08]

22. There was the one episode where she was so tired & over-worked that Ward...

hired a housekeeper.

So she must have, I guess:shrug:

[bridgit]

8. June Cleaver speaks jive y'know...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKSwA95dAyc">baby beaver momma jive talk'n B-)

[Reverend_Smitty]

13. Comic gold...

I'd love to have whatever the screenwriters were smoking when they thought up that scene :rofl:

[bridgit]

23. 2nd that motion...

:hippie: :rofl:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. All that housework and she still had time to squeeze in Jive lessons.

[MissMillie]

10. "juz hang loose, blood...." (n/t)

.

[HughBeaumont]

11. The finest.

My June is of a standard that women of stature envy with every amount of green. Her skills in hypnotics, quantum mechanics, small arms assembly, chemical engineering and jungle survival kick the ass of all those other penny-ante housefraus. And you should try her snicker doodles.

One swell gal, that woman is.

[pdx_prog]

16. Plus she always took swell care of her beaver...eom

[HughBeaumont]

20. The swellest.

Why do you think that punk Edward Haskell was always traipsing around our house?

It wasn't for June's snicker doodles, I can assure you.

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. This reminds me

I need to have a talk with the Beaver.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

25. June Cleaver had a college degree.

Bet y'all didn't know that.