CIA Agent Steals 1,074 Pairs Of Panties

[matcom]

<snip>

FAIRFAX, Va. -- A fired CIA employee has pleaded guilty to charges that he burglarized 10 homes near the agency's headquarters.

Prosecutors said George C. Dalmas III, 48, admitted in Fairfax County Circuit Court that he broke into the homes from October 2005 to January of this year. He was charged with taking items that included valuable jewelry, collectibles such as Camp David cuff links and 1,074 pairs of women's underwear.

His lawyer, Gary Moliken, said mental health issues, rather than greed, motivated Dalmas, whom he described as a pack rat. According to court documents, Dalmas never tried to pawn or sell the jewelry or other valuable goods.

Investigators said Dalmas was tracked down after a woman reported an intruder in January and gave police information from the license plates of the intruder's getaway car.

CIA officials said Dalmas worked for the agency for almost 20 years and was fired from his midlevel administrative post in August.

He faces up to 20 years in prison for each of the 10 burglaries when he's sentenced Feb. 9, though prosecutors and defense attorneys say he is likely to receive less time.

http://www.wftv.com/news/10442597/detail.html

[Sanity Claws]

1. 10 burglaries yield 1074 panties?

I'm sure he didn't burglarize Britney Spears' home.

[matcom]

2. maybe he DID

and she can't afford to buy any more! :rofl:

[FedUpWithIt All]

3. 10 homes and he came away with over 1000 pairs of knickers?

:wtf:

Thats a lot of underwear.

[madinmaryland]

7. My wife has close to that.

She color coordinates everything! I don't get it.

I have enough to get through the week. If they don't stick to the wall, then I can wear them again!!!

[nini]

4. That's a lot of chonies

So each place yielded an average of 100 pairs of panties????? :crazy:


Guess I need to buy about 85 more to get up to speed :P

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Me too! I'm feeling a little panty deprived right now.

[Jimbo S]

5. Mental health issues

I thought the CIA do everything they can to weed that out during the hiring process.

[Crabby Appleton]

8. You'd think a CIA agent

would know enough to get some plates that can't be traced back to them

[Manifestor_of_Light]

9. The question is......

Ah, but was he sniffing them????

:rofl: