So, I'm all alone this evening til late...Ask me Anything!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

I need some entertainment and company. Please? I'm looking at spending the next 4 hours alone.
Duckie

[liberalpress]

1. Men:Testicles on the outside. Why?

[Parche]

8. testy calls

"Balls" said the Queen, if I had 2 I would be King



Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, just think this post cost you 2minutes of your time, you now have 3hours and 58minutes left!!!!!!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. Because God thought there needed to be balance?

:shrug:

[Jed Dilligan]

27. Sperm is healthiest when cooler than body temp nt

[evilgenius602]

36. the wigglers have to be kept cooler than normal body temp

[Richard Steele]

50. Because our creator has a WICKED sense of humor?

[karlrschneider]

2. Hell's bells, go over to Bricktown and raise a ruckus!

:D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. By my self?!

Um, I do not have those kind of balls.
Duckie

[karlrschneider]

28. Borrow a large Rottweiler and take him along!

Hey, I'm just kidding...I've never been there myself. :D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

29. You live here?

We could go have a drink!
Duckie

[Sanity Claws]

3. Are you celebrating the holidays this year?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

12. We're bringing my mother over.

Please send good vibes for this. I will want to kill her after 15 minutes.
Duckie

[Sanity Claws]

16. Fifteen minutes?

I guess you should plan on a light dinner so you can get her out fast. Maybe have something ready for her to take out.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

18. LOL.

We'll make it.

[Richard Steele]

4. IBTMTTL!!!!!!

In Before The Move To The Lounge.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. Completely an accident!!

I didn't mean to post in GD!!
Duckie

[Richard Steele]

34. BATMTTL!

Back After The Move To The Lounge!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

35. I IMed a mod.

I just didn't feel right about being in GD. It felt WRONG and dirty.
Duckie

[caligirl]

5. who killed the spy in England?

[Flabbergasted]

9. LOL.......

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. When are you coming up here to put up my Christmas tree?

:)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

10. The roads are going to be icy after the sun goes down...

So, it'll be awhile.
Duckie

[Flabbergasted]

13. My tree too please.....!!?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. Sure....

I've always wanted to visit Oregon. I just need a plane ticket. LOL
Duckie

[Flabbergasted]

25. Click me......http://www.aa.com/

[madokie]

15. better yet I need my walk cleared

after all the snow is asshole deep to a tall okie

[YellowRubberDuckie]

20. I put up trees and wrap presents...

I don't do shoveling...sorry.
Duckie

[madokie]

26. durn it anyway

:D

[proud2BlibKansan]

37. I'll send my kid down there ASAP

I have been wanting him to get out of the house for awhile now.

Do you have a shovel or should I send one?

[kiahzero]

19. Why is a mouse that spins? (n/t)

[Deja Q]

21. I have to return some items.

I'll be back later, but if you like tiddly winks...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

22. Never played it.

[Deja Q]

31. Two questions:

1. What games have you played?
2. Care to learn tiddly winks?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

33. Lots of games...

Don't spill the beans
Chutes and Ladders
Monopoly
And I won't go on because it's a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG list...
Have you ever played Egyptian Rat Screw? It's a card game.

And you know, I don't know if I want to learn.
Duckie

[Deja Q]

38. Fortunately, I don't know.

Besides, like Betty White I like to respect animals. Not screw them. Not even rats.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

40. It's just a strange game...

You don't really screw rats!
Duckie

[evilgenius602]

41. What are Nontraditional Tiddlywinks?

[filer]

45. Loved those things when I was a kid.

Growing up in Oklahoma in the fifties, they substituted for marbles indoors. Send them my way. :)

[ret5hd]

23. Is what they say about you true? If so, why?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

24. Tell me what they say about me...

And I'll tell you.
Duckie

[ret5hd]

53. Well, you know how "they" are...

"They" say a lot of things!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

30. What's the weather like where you live?

Do you expect to have a colder or warmer winter?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

32. Colder winter...

There's 6 freaking inches of snow on the ground right now. We're set to get down to 24 tonight.
Duckie

[sam sarrha]

39. are you doors locked..??

[YellowRubberDuckie]

42. Yes, and I live in a secure building.

[BarenakedLady]

43. Ok then,

How does one say I'm truly sorry to someone who doesn't want to hear it and doesn't care anyway? :shrug:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

44. Well, you just say it...

I'm one of those people who is honest whether the other person really wants me to be or not. I'm not really a friend if I lie. There are plenty of other idiots to bullshit you, and I do not do that to people.
Duckie

[BarenakedLady]

48. And then what?

Just except that you'll never be forgiven and move on? :shrug:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

49. If they can't forgive you...

It's their problem, not yours. Shrug and move on with your life. It hurts at first, but then you get over it.
Duckie

[BarenakedLady]

51. I guess you are right.

It does hurt though. :-(

Too much.

[Patsy Stone]

46. Riddle me this:

If a train leaves Atlanta at 60 MPH, and another train leaves LA at 50 MPH.....then what color is the LA train conductor's hat?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

47. Blue?

[Patsy Stone]

52. I'm sorry

We were looking for "A deep rich purple, with hints of indigo and gold".

:)

Not mine, but another excellent question: Why isn't Spain purple, like it is in the atlas?