Dear god my 12 year old daughter is going to a school dance tonight and---

[AlCzervik]

she put lip gloss on!!! Lip gloss is a gateway cosmetic, next thing i know she'll be wanting a stripper pole!

:D

[leftofthedial]

1. if she is using lip gloss,

she already has a stripper pole you don't know about . . .

[AlCzervik]

2. eeeeeekkk! gonna buy me a shotgun.

[trof]

3. Oh god. 23 years ago. I was you.

I sweated effing GOLF BALLS.

It was OK.
She didn't do drugs, and she didn't get pregnant until she'd been married for a while.
As far as I know.

And I NEVER want to go through that again.
And I don't ever have to.
:-)

[AlCzervik]

4. last time she danced with a boy!! A boy!! I thought my husband was going

need a nitro pill.

[crim son]

5. Oh, it's begun!

It's just going to get worse, you know :) My daughter has taken to painting her eyes Egyptian style... she cirles them in black and then draws a long black line out from each outer corner. Otherwise she wears almost no makeup at all, so I'm not complaining.

[matcom]

6. Strawberry????

that always tasted the best to me :D

:hide:

[lildreamer316]

7. Funny.

I don't remember that lip gloss led me to stripping, but maybe it did.........:evilgrin:

[NC_Nurse]

8. 12....I remember those years...

just wait - you're in for it! :o

My daughter are 20 and almost 25 (in January). I am grateful I lived through thier teen years. It was close.

They sure are cute though, aren't they?

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. At least you'll have plenty of quarters for the next laundry day

:rofl: