I'm drunk off my arse - ask me anything

[kedrys]

Answers may not be timely due to, er, blood alcohol levels. :P

[Catshrink]

1. May I join you?

I just got home and need to unwind. Maybe I'll just go to bed early and sleep....

[kedrys]

5. By all means!

I have a nice buzz on - help yourself! :hi:

[Bunny]

2. What's your poison?

[kedrys]

7. Something the s.o. dubbed "The Annihilator"

Chemical composition goes something like this:

2 shots of vodka - Polar Ice is preferred, but to each his own
1 Smirnoff Ice
top off with raspberry lemonade

Lather, rinse, repeat.

:toast:

[fizzgig]

12. good to hear i'm not the only one

who drinks vodka and raspberry lemonade. when i do it, i use watermelon lemonade and everyone thinks i'm weird

[kedrys]

18. Polar Ice is calibrated to live in your freezer

until needed - makes the *best* mix with fruit punch. Great way to get sh*tfaced without noticing. :D

[cwydro]

3. How many fingers am I holding up?

:P

[kedrys]

8. Trick question

Thumbs don't count as fingers. :P

[seemunkee]

4. pull the mouse over and let me see your license and registration

[kedrys]

9. Er, shure

Gotcher licence and registration right here, Occifer...

:P

[Ariana Celeste]

6. I will be, too, later tonight

Woot! :woohoo:

[kedrys]

11. w00t!

Sounds good to moi - got more than enough for evybody...! :woohoo:

[WhollyHeretic]

10. Could you give me a detailed description of Grand Unification Theory?

also could you email me a couple beers?

[kedrys]

13. Um...

:beer: :beer:

The GUT thing is gonna take a tad bit longer - DU doesn't support MathML. :P

[WhollyHeretic]

16. Hey that little yellow jerk is drinking all my beer

:cry:

[kedrys]

21. Oh, alright...

Your pick... :hi: :toast:

[WhollyHeretic]

23. Hmmm... I think I might have to sample them all

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. I'm pretty juiced myself.

Will you be my friend? :7

[SPKrazy]

17. Juiced Rev!

Cool

do ya want other friends too?


:grouphug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. You're already my friend, you don't count

Remember, flashing=bonded. :P

[SPKrazy]

20. I Know, But I Do Too Count

1-2-3... uh

well all right

I do too count Rev!

bonded=flashing/blushing

:loveya:

[kedrys]

22. Awwwww!

Of course...! :loveya: :toast: :pals: :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Yay!

:hug:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

15. otay....

lol

[kedrys]

24. Ooooh!

The s.o. might object...I haven't, er, implemented my more kinky side since we got hitched...

Please be gentle... :loveya: :D

[kedrys]

26. The s.o.'s making me bake cookays

Who wants? :rofl: