I passed through...

[mad-mommy]

the seven layers of the candy cane forest, through the sea of twirly, swirly gumdrops, and then I ....

...fell over...and the tree isn't even done yet. I don't know what it is...I went shopping for holiday stuff yesterday, you know, it was still November, and the shelves were nearly cleared. Lowes had several aisles, and they are now empty. K-mart and Wally World scavengerized. I'm waiting to see the patio stuff and bathing suits come out. Last week in Wally World with my sister, we heard something very big smash, and a clean up ordered on the speaker, followed by some poor woman pleading for "someone in toys...will you please pick up the line, someone in toys please pick up the line already"