I do enjoy these little surprises. (Dorm Life)

[TheMightyFavog]

I walk in the bathroom to do my buisness, and there it is, the second stall used as somone's personal vomitorium.

I called the RAs in to clean up, looks like more community damages out of our pockets. :grr:

Why can't those dummies ever get it all in the toilet?

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. What would be the point of going to college?

:shrug:

[TheMightyFavog]

2. You should have smelled it.

:puke:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. I'd rather not

Hey — at least you know somebody's gonna get an A in projectile vomiting.

Mom and Dad will be so proud! :grouphug:

[jakefrep]

4. At least it wasn't a #2 in the urinal. nt

[TheMightyFavog]

10. Thanks, I now have Mr. Mackey in my head.

"Who went dookie in the urinal?"

[BreweryYardRat]

5. Now I remember why I shell out for a suite.

You only have to share a bathroom with one person, as opposed to half the floor.

[Broken_Hero]

6. I use to be an RA, oh boy...I got some

stories, a lot of them...but most are two graphic to share.

[hedgehog]

7. When my husband picked up our son at his apartment on

Thanksgiving, someone was passed out on the couch and my son had no idea who it was. There are four students sharing the apartment. My son knew Roommate #1, Roommate # 2 but didn't realize that the guy who always hung around roommate #2 was actually Roommate # 3 until about a week ago. He just figured the guy was always dropping by and that he had never actually seen Roommate # 3. this makes sense because for various reasons he thought Roommate #3 was a white American and Roommate # 3 turned out to be an student from India like Roommate # 2.

[deadparrot]

8. Yeah...we've got a bulimic on our floor.

:(

Very sad...and not fun for those of us who have to share the community bathrooms.

[TimeChaser]

9. I love my quad... we've got a personal bathroom

And staff cleans it once a week :D

[petronius]

11. They actually got the vomit in the bathroom and not the elevator,

hallway, or study lounge? What kind of hoity-toity fancy-pants dorm do you live in? :shrug:

[ThatsMyBarack]

12. When I was in college....

....we had dancers living in the dorm who would vomit down the garbage chute to stay thin. As a result, the powers that were would lock up the chutes and make us walk outside to dump our trash bags in the dumpster. Some people got lazy and dumped them out their windows instead, until they warned us that the windows would be sealed up! :mad:

I sooooo don't miss dorm life! ;)