OPINION: Why is Britney flashing her cooter all over the place?

[LibraLiz1973]

It's a joke of a poll but honestly...... ya think maybe someone needs to look into whats going on with the kids while she's out flashing everyone?

[LaraMN]

1. It's the only part of her left without stretch marks?

Hey- I had kids thirteens months apart! I know what it does to ya'...
:rofl:

[LibraLiz1973]

2. Have u seen the pix? There may be no stretch marks

but theres plenty of other stuff goin on down there

[LaraMN]

18. I have avoided the pics.

Not something I want burned into my psyche.
:puke:

[WhollyHeretic]

3. She's been coming on to me for years

:shrug:

[LibraLiz1973]

5. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[Quantess]

4. I voted genuine mistake.

Any other celebrity would only do it if they KNEW what they were doing. Not Britney Spears. She's often clueless about her presentation.

[AussieDave]

6. It's for a spread in "Home Beautiful" - K-Fed's dining room

(sorry for the crudity, but after seeing the pics, it's all I have left.....:puke: )

[ForrestGump]

7. Because she doesn't have a snake

necked turtle? :shrug:

[Mojambo]

8. Advertising. n/t

[radwriter0555]

23. "There is no such thing as bad publicity!"

is all I gotta say about that.

[amitten]

9. You know, in all fairness I saw all of those pics online and in one

of them (she's in some crazy dress with a green/multicolored print) she DOES in fact have panties on. They are peach-colored (almost skin tone) and have a very faint peach-toned print on them. So she looks naked there, but she's not.

So, in that one (apparently the third set of such pics) she's actually wearing undies. Not that I give a crap about stars and their undies, but I get pissed when people slam someone else about something when it's inaccurate.

But yeah, she was flashin' the hoo-hoo in the other pics! :shrug:

[LibraLiz1973]

10. Nah- the one in the black dress is for real nekkid because

you can see her scar and some other reallllllllly gross stuff. Like some kind of sore. And stubble.

[amitten]

16. Yeah, that one was, um, unfortunate. n/t

[spillthebeans]

11. Show it everyday and it becomes news when she is wearing panties nt

[Earth_First]

12. Other (explain theory):

This is news because this is all what 'they' really care to hear about.

I heart MSM!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

13. apparently I missed something... got a link?

on the other hand... I really don't need to see that. Nevermind. :puke:

[spillthebeans]

14. nothing to see, clear-cutting in the woods nt

[LibraLiz1973]

19. Here ya go....

http://trent.blogspot.com/2006/11/lips-dont-lie.html
(the sanitized version)

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/9708549.html
(The dirty version)


http://icydk.com/2006/11/29/britney-wearing-no-panties-again-a-g-a-i-n/

[SPKrazy]

15. She Spent All Her Money On K-Fed

and can't afford panties?


:rofl:

[Lex]

17. She'd have to advance a few notches to even qualify as white trash.

nt

[Arkana]

20. Other.

It needs airing out after K-Fed was in there. :puke:

[LibraLiz1973]

21. Ohhhhhh Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Deja Q]

25. GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

:puke:
:rofl:

[rug]

22. It needs an airing.

[Deja Q]

24. I had no idea Britney owns Ben Jones...

[spillthebeans]

26. Once you go through the school of Paris Hilton, there is no turning back

Does anyone remember the virgin Spears?

[Deja Q]

27. No pun intended...

I saw that video... all I can say is, four of my exes were better at it than she is... :rofl:

[spillthebeans]

28. The green one, with Late Night TV in the background? nt

[Deja Q]

29. No, this was back when I gave people a chance.

:rofl:

[spillthebeans]

32. Well I'm not up to date on this things

[peekaloo]

30. Clever marketing.

She's releasing a box set for Christmas.

:hide:

[philosophie_en_rose]

31. If Britney was a man, would she be arrested for flashing?

:shrug:

I don't really have an opinion either way, but it would seem there would be more concern - if a man was flashing his penis 'accidentally'

[Call Me Wesley]

33. Locking.

Let's give it a rest. Proper clothing might be on the wish list already.



Thank you!

Call Me Wesley
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