Like, I'm from Pittsburgh, man. I don't know to many local dudes.

[Ptah]

Cheech: (Playing piano) Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Cleese...the vecto wit da
bony knees...he comin' down da street wit no choos on his feet...and he's
going to...No, no, that ain't it...Mamamasita, donde esta Santa
Claus...da guy wit da hair on his jaws...he's...Nah. Hey, man, come
over here, man. I need some help, man.

Chong: Yeah, man, I can dig that. Like, what are ya doin', man?

Cheech: Aw, I'm trying to write a song about Santa Claus, man, but it's not
comin' out...

Chong: About WHO, man?

Cheech: About Santa Claus, man. You know, Santa Claus, man?

Chong: Oh, yeah, man. I played with those dudes, man.

Cheech: WHAT?

Chong: Yeah, last year at the Fillmore, man. Me and the base player sat in, man.

Cheech: Oh, hey, man, you think Santa Claus is a group, huh? No, it's not a
group, man.

Chong: Wha? They break up, man?

Cheech: No, man. It's one guy, man. Y'know, he had a...a red suit, man, on with
black padded leather choos...you know the guy, man.

Chong: Oh, yeah...he's with Motown, ain't he? Yeah, I played with that dude,
too, man. He's a good singer, man.

Cheech: No, no, hold on, man. He's not with Motown, man.

Chong: Well, then he's with Buddha, man.

Cheech: Aw, man, you don't know who Santa Claus is, man!

Chong: Yeah, well, I'm not from here, man. Like, I'm from Pittsburgh, man. I
don't know to many local dudes.



http://www.twin-music.com/lyrics_file/christmas/humor/santa.html

[auntAgonist]

1. .....

:rofl:

thanks Ptah :)

:hug:

aA

[Ptah]

4. It's good to see you smile

Happy holidays, auntAgonist

[auntAgonist]

8. thank you Ptah, I wish

you all the best this coming Christmas (holiday season). I am trying really hard to remain optimistic and not worry about what the future holds. With friends and family and the friends I've come to know on DU, it is a tad easier.

:loveya:

aA
:hug:

[lizziegrace]

2. I'd forgotten about that bit

:rofl:

aA and Ptah. Two of my favorite DUers on the same thread.

:hug: to you both.

:)

[Ptah]

5. Cool, a group hug!

:grouphug: :pals: :applause:

[SPKrazy]

3. Aw Man, Santa Claus Is A Dude With A Red Suit

and a bunch of little dudes

I like the magic dust that makes the reindeer fly


:rofl:

[Ptah]

7. No, man, how'd he do all that other stuff, man?

Chong: No, man. No, man, how'd he do all that other stuff, man? Like, how'd he
make himself small, man. And, how'd he, like, how'd he get the reindeer
off the ground, man?

Cheech: Oh, well, man, he had some magic dust, man.

Chong: Some magic dust?

Cheech: Yeah, magic dust, y'know? He used ta give a little bit to da reindeer, a
little bit to Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus, a little
bit more...

Chong: And this would get the reindeer off, man?

Cheech: Aw, got 'em off, man?!? Are you kidding, man? They flew all da way
around da world, man!

Chong: Hey, that's far out, man! Hey, I come I never met this dude, man?

[SPKrazy]

9. SNort snort!

:spray:

:rofl:

always loved to hear that

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Classic!

[yellowdogmi]

10. That's the best.

I thought I heard they were doing a new movie. Any info? Or am I high?

[Ptah]

14. Wikipedia says

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheech_%26_Chong


With Chong off the hook, the duo planned to resume production
on their latest opus. A variety of titles were rumored, including
Grumpy Old Stoners. Cheech and Chong announced on September 8th 2005
that the reunion film had been cancelled.

[yellowdogmi]

19. Damn!

I remember seeing up in smoke at the drive in. I miss my teen years.

[JVS]

11. Hey, that's where I'm from!

[Ptah]

15. No offense intended.

:smoke:

[JVS]

18. None taken, but perhaps it's no coincidence that the court that jailed...

Chong was none other than the Allegheny County Court in Pittsburgh PA

[cwydro]

12. I'd forgotten that.

Still makes me laugh. Makes me want to imbibe too.:smoke:

Gotta settle for a Heineken.

[Ptah]

16. Cheers!

:smoke: :toast:

[LynzM]

13. LMAO...

Thanks for the laughs, dude! :rofl:

:hi:

[Ptah]

17. thanks for laughing.

Cheech: Yeah, they eat da brownies, man, and they drink da tea, man...and what
they did most of da time, though, was make a lotta goodies, y'know? And
they had everything they needed...they only needed to come into town
maybe once year or something like that...

Chong: To pick up the welfare check and the food stamps, right.

Cheech: Yeah, man. No, no, what they did, man, is that, once a year, when they
made all the goodies, y'know, they used ta put 'em in a big chopping bag
and, then, they used ta take da chopping bag and give 'em to all the
boys and girls all da way around da world, man!

Chong: Hey, well, that's hip, man! That sounds real nice, man.