Britney Spears Exposure Haiku Thread

[JVS]

I'll start:

going commando
drinking too much alcohol
the flesh is unveiled

[KitchenWitch]

1. ...

a party with Paris
limousine and mini skirt
a thong free Britney

[JVS]

2. very nice

[SPKrazy]

3. Okay

the thong went away
we did not like what we saw
please cover yourself

[JVS]

4. reply

speak just for yourself
i beheld the gateway
to abundant joy

[SPKrazy]

6. Reply Reply

With expectation find
that gateway is just for you
so behold that joy

[JVS]

9. reply^3

the sun brightly dawns
bright light soon envelops us
faux pas becomes chic

throughout the vast land
radiant maidens follow
her bold example

the eye is well pleased
i smile quite contentedly
a new fashion thrives

[SPKrazy]

12. Oh, Well, Reply^4

Brit showed us her knit
we saw the glory shown to us
some were awed, some not

Many were amazed
others in shock closed their eyes
for fear of it all

fashion in cycles goes
panties or not each decides
cameras don't lie

in public we see
and glory or not, it's there
smiling or frowning

[deucemagnet]

5. I'm not in much of a "haiku mood" today...

Here I sit at my computer
Googling pics of Britney's cooter.

Hey, with the Giants - Cowboys game coming up I just can't get into a zen-like haiku headspace.

[WhollyHeretic]

7. Not a Haiku but a short poem I posted in another thread

There once was a girl from Louisiana
Panties; she didn't understand 'em
Her cooter came out
and people did shout
Britney you've gone bananas

[thefool_wa]

8. Ah, Britney...

Naked private place,
With photographic witness,
Helps the waning fame.

[SPKrazy]

13. Ooh, I like That One

good one

[LaraMN]

10. I suck at haiku, but wth...

Her portal of birth
The babies keep falling out
underwear impedes.

:P

[WhollyHeretic]

11. .

:spray: :rofl: :applause:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. Locking

This is a sex thread, and those are against the rules.

Sincerely submitted,
CaliforniaPeggy
DU Moderator